dearest Aunty Cindy i've packed my bags, cleaned my rifle and fired up the branding iron, i shall depart in the morning. oh and if i happen to see jamie D may i please unload a few rounds into his ass 

JamieD,

I told you not to post your home movies.

Goddess, getting help today is like milking zits for a living.

Oh! sorry dearest that is what you do for a living.

A good job; keep at dearest, I know you get enough for a nice meal after every two thousand or so.

And of course someone has to do it and we are all glad it is you.

Hugs you gorgeous Bufo you.

Aunty Cindy

Quote from: Cindy James on July 03, 2012, 03:13:04 AM
Dear Justin,
Since you shoot feral pigs, your mission is to find a certain Ms. OBrien, ferret lover; she lives close to a city and she has been marked for termination for dastardly insulting her gorgeousness.

She can be branded with the Big C as a lesson to all other Vet Nurses who dare to cross me.

Sweet dreams

Aunty Cindy

Someone sounds grumpy.  She must need those anal glands expressed.

Come on over, Justin.  Never mind the dog.  He just likes to nip.



The ferret is the one you have to watch.



Dear Aunt Cindy.

There is this gal down under that seems to be very into me.  She is sending someone to keep an eye on me.  She is cute, but what do I do.

CVT

Quote from: Ms. OBrien on July 03, 2012, 06:52:07 AM
Someone sounds grumpy.  She must need those anal glands expressed.

Come on over, Justin.  Never mind the dog.  He just likes to nip.



The ferret is the one you have to watch.



Dear Aunt Cindy.

There is this gal down under that seems to be very into me.  She is sending someone to keep an eye on me.  She is cute, but what do I do.

CVT

I'll get you my pretty and your little ferret too.  don't worry about any lasers shining into your place tonight 

Justin Hon.  Catch ...

hey Mrs O'Brien I'd say bite me but you probably would then i would have to get a rabies test 

Dear Aunty Cindy.
Will it be immoral of me to lure homophobic or transphobic religious tract sellers in so that I can tie them to the bed and give them a flogging?

Madame Lash.

it's only immoral if you don't invite Cindy to join in 

Quote from: justmeinoz on July 09, 2012, 04:14:21 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy.
Will it be immoral of me to lure homophobic or transphobic religious tract sellers in so that I can tie them to the bed and give them a flogging?

Madame Lash.

Dear Madame Lash,

There is a great danger in such activity. Unless the knots are tight they may escape and throw holy water on you. This is a waste of good Whisky. The greater danger is, unless you develop your technique you may develop muscles in one side of the body rather than being symmetrically;  you could end up looking like a cross between Bluto and Popeye. Sadly I see from your avatar that this has already occurred.  However your deformity may also be due to Tasmanian genetics; a comical phrase given the gene pool in Tasmania; Mendel would have peed himself.

I'm also concerned that you may be developing loving instincts. I was under the belief that the ritual mating rites of Tasmanian's involved the binding of the spouse to the bed so they couldn't escape the horror of Tasmanian love making.

Yours with lovey dovey thoughts.

Aunty Cindy

Quote from: Justin 21 on July 09, 2012, 04:21:13 AM
it's only immoral if you don't invite Cindy to join in 

Darling Justin,

As a hit man you have proved a total failure. Mrs O'Brien, The Ferret Queen, as she is known on the Lash Network, is unbranded and breeding her stock of 'were ferrets' previously only known in Southern England. Nasty little critters that run up the trouser leg and inflict damaging and physically changing wounds on the victim. Fortunately I do not wear trousers so I am protected.

In your case your only hope is to tie your trouser legs tightly closed, wear a garland of garlic around your head,  and perform John Cleese's funny walk so that one foot is only ever on the ground at one time.

This will not help, but will be highly amusing to all who observe you.

Hugs, Kisses and Dreams of Christmas

Aunty Cindy

dear aunty Cindy i am sorry those damn were ferrets came outta nowere i was lucky to escape with my nads attached.
next time I'm calling in my privet air force of mutant hawks and owls, that should take care of them while i get the job done

Dear Justin,

How much bird dung will it take to bury you?

Yours in concern for the environment.

Aunty Cindy

dear aunty Cindy i told you i'd get her

Thanks Justin,

My 1,000 children loved it.  Tastes like chicken.



Little ferret, furry ferret. Chew chew chew.

you killed my favorite bird now its war


an eye for an eye a ferret for a bird

ahh there's nothing better thana glass of fresh ferret

Stay out of the woods with your girlfriend. Evil Ferret Queen Laugh

Now Now Children,

Let us direct our hatred to something common.

I have a problem with people who practise Origami.

I'm not sure why, but  its got something  to do about paper.

And people with talent.

Let us have our collective brain cell reflect on that.

You two are of course excused. I did say collective.

So Justin fold me  paper into a rifle.  Janet fold me a piece of paper into a ferret.

I need judges

A totally unbiased Aunty Cindy,

Go Janet Go!

Ooops


go justin go

Oops who is hacking into my computer?

It must be JamieB, the Dark Knight.

Dear Aunt Cindy,

I was wondering if it was OK to go all hardcore butch b!tch on a skinny ass pre-op girl who won't date me because I'm pre-op too? The hypocrisy involved makes my blood boil and steam to pour from my ears.. As an aside, it also tears my heart apart..

Hugs,
Crazy Kelly

I win.  Ferrets rule!

that looks like a dog

mine is better *pokes tounge*