fell to the ground as his mind shut down, unable to cope.  The huntsman woke up and he was ...

Still in the middle of the field. The tin man stole his clothes and left him nude. Then the huntsman...

... spied a nearby scarecrow.  Using his brains, he swiped the scarecrows rotten clothing, and lit a fire for warmth, using the straw and a Zippo lighter dropped by the Tin Man.  The "straw" had an odd, intoxicating scent to it ...

turns out it wasn't straw at all, but weed? The huntsman got high and found himself with a case of hunger. He went to the neighboring kingdom to Oz, the Candy Kingdom, and...

... realizing he had no money, but a bad case of the munchies, shoplifted a bottle of magic jellybeans

he began to munch them down.  The world began to get larger.  The huntsman looked around and saw

.. he was getting small.  Really small.  Smaller than a ...

...child at least. Trippy he thought. He spotted some candy corn on the side of the road outside the shop in the candy kingdom and took a bite. He shot up like a weed, to like 10 feet tall. Thinking he was used to his new stature he started walking down the road and, none to gracefully I might add, hit his head hard on the signpost of the store...

That sold big and tall suits. The huntsman bought a suit and walked out of the store, looking down at a quarter. He bent over to pick it up, but bumped into a lady who...

Had the body of a playing card. He was so taken aback. "Aren't you in the wrong story?" he asked quizzically, and totally confused. She replied, "Oh you must be..."

the ferret's pet human".  "Funny I thought you were shorter and plumper".

"The ferret!", shouted the huntsman.  "Where is he!".

The card lady looked up at him and said ...

"What's it too you, Shorty? Ya wanna play a little 52-card pick up?  huh, big boy?"

The 10-foot tall huntsman was ...

...baffled. Clearly that scarecrow was made out of some really quality stuff. Wait was that scarecrow even real? Oh goodness, every question just lead to another question. The huntsman...

... wondered, "Is this reality? or just a dream?  Am I really ten-feet tall.  And has a hookah smoking caterpillar given me a call?  I must ask Alice ..."

...if she knows the way to San Jose. If she didn't, the huntsman would have to settle for Frenso, which at this time of the year had...

the National Dyslexic Convention. So he went to see Alice at the restaurant.

He thought that "you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant".  "Except Alice" he giggled.  He found the restaurant and he walked up to it.  "Now how to get in", he thought.

Luckily, there were a couple guys hanging around an old red vw microbus and they told him to go around back.

... about a half a mile from the railroad track ...

"That's strange," he thought. He didn't pass anything on the way here except for the railroad tracks.
He decided he could go back later. He was hungry, and he wanted pie.
So he went into the restaurant and...