Massive Unrelenting Drifting (That Topic never had a Chance)

[ZaidaZadkiel]

parents of any type make me sniffly.
am I allergic ?

[mimpi]

Possibly. Try washing them, could be the dust.

[ZaidaZadkiel]

collected dust over the years ?
Do you think a sandblasting would help with it?

[Eva Marie]

Did you know that "sandblasting" actually uses no sand? Using actual sand for media is very unhealthy for the sandblaster operator.

[Padma]

Did you know there's no actual corn in a corn plaster?

[Pica Pica]

Did you know there is no chicken in a chicken nugget.

[mimpi]

collected dust over the years ?
Do you think a sandblasting would help with it?

Definitely. Call it 'dermabrasion' and they'll think you are giving them a makeover out of the kindness of your heart.

[heatherrose]

Hello, That is a beautiful top, I like it.


Oh thank-you. Hey, I've seen you around town
and I have been wondering, "Are you a ->-bleeped-<-?"



Ha Ha Ha.... Wow imagine that,
I was wondering the same exact thing about you!

[Photonic Soul]

Could chickens be trained to use sand blasters? You could pay them with corn.

[justmeinoz]

I'd rather have a Tasmanian Devil. Apparently they taste like venison.
Could be a niche product in the "bush tucker" area.  Right alongside "Lizard on a Stick!"

[ZaidaZadkiel]

I'd rather have a Tasmanian Devil. Apparently they taste like venison.
Could be a niche product in the "bush tucker" area.  Right alongside "Lizard on a Stick!"

"lizard on a stick" is not lizard too, right ?

[Padma]

I'm quite partial to Wizard on a Stick, myself.

[Cindy ✅]

I like fairy floss, but they keep complaining when their wings get wedged between my teeth

[justmeinoz]

So that's how they make it!

[ativan]

Jeesh... not about anything but, Jeesh...

[heatherrose]

Jeesh...

I see your "Jeesh" and raise you a "Holy Sheep Dip"

[V M]

I see your Holy Sheep Dip and raise you a Carnac The Magnificent

🔗 [Link: youtube.com/watch/]

[justmeinoz]

Which was the better swimmer, the Spanish Armadillo or the Papal Bull?

[Cindy ✅]

As ever the ->-bleeped-<- floated.

[mimpi]

Surely 'Gorgeous George' would have been on hand to flush it?