I have an almost fetish-like attraction to eyeliner, and I neeeeed to put some on myself. The only problem is I am too embarrassed to buy any, I can't get some in the mail because my parents will see it and I'll be embarrassed, and I don't know where my mom's is....
I tried an Expo marker, but it was a massive irritant. Is there anything that washes off easily, goes on solidly, and can be found lying around?