The freak-out would have to be the first time I saw everything - I was prepared for it to look like raw hamburger, frankly. Instead, it looked like a vulva... that was TEN TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE. I was so, so swollen. I had a bigger lump there (*after* the bandages etc. were gone) than I did before. Luckily it did go down, but even the nurses were somewhat shocked. I swell, I guess!
Wow - when I woke up mid-orgasm from a really nice dream at 3 weeks post-op. At least then I knew the electricity was fully hooked up.