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Devlyn ✅

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April 25, 2026, 12:43:27 PM
I was watching MasterChef Australia. Someone made a meringue and the crowd cheered. I thought "That's funny, in Australia they usually boo meringue."
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ChrissyRyan

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April 25, 2026, 12:44:19 PM
Quote from: Devlyn on April 25, 2026, 12:43:27 PMI was watching MasterChef Australia. Someone made a meringue and the crowd cheered. I thought "That's funny, in Australia they usually boo meringue."


I will throw that joke back at you!
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Kamila

#302
April 28, 2026, 08:25:15 AM
I made friends with a stone, but it drowned. What a pity, because I had become attached to it.
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ChrissyRyan

#303
May 02, 2026, 02:49:13 PM
Where do bad rainbows go?


To prism.
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Dawn Kellie

#304
May 02, 2026, 04:00:23 PM
Watts an electricians favorite color?

Ohm, I don't know. I'm sure he will resist telling you.

Ok, I'll leave now 🤣🤣
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ChrissyRyan

#305
May 02, 2026, 04:17:31 PM
Quote from: Dawn Kellie on May 02, 2026, 04:00:23 PMWatts an electricians favorite color?

Ohm, I don't know. I'm sure he will resist telling you.

Ok, I'll leave now 🤣🤣


Oh that is the current electrician's joke?
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Dawn Kellie

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May 02, 2026, 04:18:03 PM
Quote from: ChrissyRyan on May 02, 2026, 04:17:31 PMOh that is the current electrician's joke?


Someone gets me
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ChrissyRyan

#307
May 02, 2026, 04:18:26 PM
Quote from: Dawn Kellie on May 02, 2026, 04:00:23 PMWatts an electricians favorite color?

Ohm, I don't know. I'm sure he will resist telling you.

Ok, I'll leave now 🤣🤣

I will turn that joke over to the circuit court for judgement.
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ChrissyRyan

#308
May 02, 2026, 04:21:32 PM
Okay we need to amp up these bad jokes!
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Dawn Kellie

#309
May 02, 2026, 04:25:22 PM
You have been induced to do better
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ChrissyRyan

#310
May 02, 2026, 04:30:57 PM
You may have flipped the switch.

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Dawn Kellie

#311
May 02, 2026, 04:33:14 PM
Don't trip out
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It's harder to love and create than hate and destroy. Love and creation takes more energy. Where hate and destruction can be done with a single word that can haunt you for a life time.
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ChrissyRyan

#312
May 02, 2026, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: Dawn Kellie on May 02, 2026, 04:33:14 PMDon't trip out


I needed to install an electrical component, so I used a socket wrench.
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ChrissyRyan

#313
May 02, 2026, 04:47:05 PM
I can't afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
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ChrissyRyan

#314
May 02, 2026, 05:22:13 PM
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?   Na.
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Dawn Kellie

#315
May 02, 2026, 05:23:22 PM
All the jokes are probably salty
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ChrissyRyan

#316
May 02, 2026, 05:31:34 PM
Quote from: Dawn Kellie on May 02, 2026, 05:23:22 PMAll the jokes are probably salty


The salt actually most likely made them in good taste.
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davina61

#317
May 03, 2026, 03:22:13 AM
I tried tap dancing but fell in the sink so I thought Morris dancing would be better but I fell off the bonnet (hood).I tried line dancing but trip on a clothes peg, then I did a River dance but I cant swim. Tried the fox trot but got chassed by hounds .
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ChrissyRyan

#318
May 03, 2026, 04:53:47 PM Last Edit: Yesterday at 12:39:48 AM by ChrissyRyan
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.


Is that a correct statement or not?  Explain your answer.
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ChrissyRyan

#319
May 03, 2026, 04:55:18 PM
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?


He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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