What Made You Laugh Today ?

[Edge]

http://imgur.com/gallery/YLTZyZP 🔗

[Shantel]

http://imgur.com/gallery/YLTZyZP 🔗

Hoo-ah! Wolverine-lumberjack cross breeds, such fierce animals!

[littleredrobinhood]

When I was logging in to Susan's, I mistyped my username as "littleredrobinhoof"

I ain't even a brony, but I still found that funny. 

[dalebert]

When I was logging in to Susan's, I mistyped my username as "littleredrobinhoof"

That should actually be a MLP character.

[Jera]

[immortal gypsy]

This happened yesterday.
Went into the city to pick up the rest of my medication, (I always get my meds from this chemist, they know this why don't they just have next months ready)

Noticed a new store, went in had a look around and bought a few things. The girl at the counter looks at my top and starts to laugh.
The store was called Suga (a lolly shop)
My top: Evil needs candy

I completely forgot I was wearing it, but its true evil does need candy

[Sephirah]

This made me giggle so much. The things some guys will do, lol. You wouldn't get me within a hundred feet of one of those in a million years, haha.

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[Miss_Bungle1991]

I got a call from my aunt, whom got a call from my mom. Apparently, my mom saw some woman in Wal-Mart that had the same hair, coat and walk as I. She was trying to call my cell phone. But I leave it off when I am home to conserve the battery. So, she called my aunt, my aunt called me, and I called my mom.  😀 She was, like, "Where are you at?". I replied: "I'm in my apartment".  😀 So, apparently, I have a twin sister lurking around here somewhere.

[big kim]

A kid on the bus was playing with a Boston Terrier and squeezed it's belly.It farted and cleared the bus with the smell!

[Kimberley Beauregard]

This Facebook status from one of my friends.  He posted it some time ago but I always enjoy it.

"As a sex positive feminist, I encourage you to masturbate as much as you want.

"But don't watch porn. Porn objectifies women. Be sure to ask for consent before fantasizing about someone. In fact, don't think about anything. Just sit in the corner and repeat the phrase "I am a cis-scum patriarch" until you reach your fourth orgasm. Always wear a condom, a non-latex glove, a dental dam in your mouth, and an assortment of elbow pads, because you can never be too careful. Keep your clothes on in case someone walks in the room and feels uncomfortable. Don't use any lubricant unless you can confirm it contains organic ingredients. Don't move too fast or you'll startle yourself. Keep a hardcover copy of Pride and Prejudice in your back pocket. And above all, have fun!"

[dalebert]

http://www.earthporm.com/trap-cat-3-easy-steps/ 🔗

[LordKAT]

What , forgot the starting gun? (also known as the can opener).

[Jill F]

Thanksgiving conversation was getting dull, so my sister-in-law's dog decided to take a dump right there on the floor in front of everyone.  Problem solved!  Oh well, at least it was a Chihuahua and not a Great Dane. 

Crappy Thanksgiving to all.

[Allyda]

Thanksgiving conversation was getting dull, so my sister-in-law's dog decided to take a dump right there on the floor in front of everyone.  Problem solved!  Oh well, at least it was a Chihuahua and not a Great Dane. 

Crappy Thanksgiving to all.

Was this^^___^^ in the house Jill? Regardless, ew! that would have put a choke in my Thanksgiving Dinner, lol!

Ally

[Jill F]

Was this^^___^^ in the house Jill? Regardless, ew! that would have put a choke in my Thanksgiving Dinner, lol!

Ally

Right on the kitchen floor during dinner!

[Miss_Bungle1991]

Thanksgiving conversation was getting dull, so my sister-in-law's dog decided to take a dump right there on the floor in front of everyone.  Problem solved!  Oh well, at least it was a Chihuahua and not a Great Dane. 

Crappy Thanksgiving to all.

I can top that. BUT I don't remember if this was a holiday or not. (But it could have been. We didn't have too many gatherings the rest of the time.) Anyways...we had this Pit Bull/Boxer mix named Butch. He was a totally awesome dog. But during this whole thing, he was barking up a storm because he needed to be let out in the backyard. Everyone kept ignoring him. I remember walking down the hallway into the living room, because his barking was screwing with my tunes on the stereo.  😀 (I was always in my room). But I walked in right as he hopped up on the couch, hiked his leg and whizzed all over the couch. 😀 😀 Everyone was freaking out and my Mom tried to get him outside but it was too late by that time. They were bitching at the dog. But I had heard him barking for a least five minutes if not more than that. He only did that if he needed to be let out back. But people were having a few drinks, so they didn't bother to pay him any attention. But THAT got their attention.  😀

[Jill F]

Under the Christmas tree is a bottle of Don Julio Tequila. 

The tag reads-

To: Your Liver
From: Jalisco, Mexico

[Miss_Bungle1991]

I came across a video on Youtube that proposed the idea that the earth does not rotate and is in a permanently fixed position. Apparently (according to these dorks), we have been "indoctrinated" by "false sciences" into believing this and many other things.

Wow....just....wow.

[Miss_Bungle1991]

Actually, I am the center of the universe and everything revolves around me.  Would someone please make me a pie now?

Pffft! YOU WISH!!

The world revolves around her!:



Or...maybe it's just mine.

[Cindy]

I came across a video on Youtube that proposed the idea that the earth does not rotate and is in a permanently fixed position. Apparently (according to these dorks), we have been "indoctrinated" by "false sciences" into believing this and many other things.

Wow....just....wow.

Actually, I am the center of the universe and everything revolves around me.  Would someone please make me a pie now?

I have it on good authority (VM) that her iguana 'Stinky' is the Empress of the Universe and hence revolves around her