What Made You Laugh Today ?

[King Malachite]

Giving my mom my least favorite wave bottle.

[King Malachite]

[Laura_Squirrel]

A video that some goofy cornball posted on Youtube called: "Bruce Jenner's Transformation is Illuminati Goddess Ritual". Then, someone in the comments said something about "the elite multi millionaires are funding the ->-bleeped-<-s."

Umm.....what??

Seriously?

I would love for someone to do that. LOL All they would need to do is just give me enough money to complete my electrolysis by this one tech out of town. That's all.

THAT'S A BARGAIN!! 

I don't know why people believe this crap.

[Jenny07]

Went into the city today and walking along and saw a woman walk straight into a bike courier knowing them both down quite hard.
Ok this was not funny as the cyclist was not at fault for once.

The woman crossed the main street while looking at her phone and walked straight in front of the cyclists.
She apologised profoundly then picked up he pink phone and continued looking at her phone as if nothing happened.
WTF?

Confronted her and she still had no idea.
That's when I laughed.

OMG what is she thinking? She could have been killed yet her phone is more important than her life?
Unfortunately too many people have been brainwashed into being addicted to their phones.
Some can't go 5 minutes without their phone.

So how many have dropped their phone in the toilet? Yuck seriously.

We live in a age of zombies, techno zombies.

I shake my head at the stupidity of these people.

Luckily no one was seriously hurt but that's not the point.

[sigmafan]

Watching old episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

[Laura_Squirrel]

[Jill F]

My wife and I made spaghetti and meatballs the other day.  Her text to me today:

"Freeze sauce and balls."

My reply?

"It's a bit late for that."

[V M]

The Geico scapegoat commercial has been make me laugh for quite awhile

[Jenny07]

How could I not?
I will burn I am sure.

40 signs that you're from Adelaide

http://www.news.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/signs-youre-from-adelaide/story-e6frfqa0-1227421344355

I'VE lived in Adelaide pretty much my whole life. Except for those six years when I travelled around the country for my radio career. 
 
I'm not going to lie, I did love my time living on the Sunshine Coast and in Melbourne, but Adelaide is my home; it will always have my heart.

And ... because only someone who grew up in Adelaide would understand the following:

1. You've almost died on the Britannia Roundabout. Multiple times.

2. You've never posed for a photo with the Malls Balls. But you have with the brass pigs outside the Myer Centre.

3. You've said, "How small is Adelaide!" about 20 thousand times, but you hate when someone from interstate says it.

[Cindy]

How could I not?
I will burn I am sure.

40 signs that you're from Adelaide

http://www.news.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/signs-youre-from-adelaide/story-e6frfqa0-1227421344355

I'VE lived in Adelaide pretty much my whole life. Except for those six years when I travelled around the country for my radio career. 
 
I'm not going to lie, I did love my time living on the Sunshine Coast and in Melbourne, but Adelaide is my home; it will always have my heart.

And ... because only someone who grew up in Adelaide would understand the following:

1. You've almost died on the Britannia Roundabout. Multiple times.

2. You've never posed for a photo with the Malls Balls. But you have with the brass pigs outside the Myer Centre.

3. You've said, "How small is Adelaide!" about 20 thousand times, but you hate when someone from interstate says it.

Let's see, I have some whips, a few branding irons, and oh yes, a whipping frame. I'll just call QUANTAS for a ticket
 

[katrinaw]

Its a beautiful place for sure, and it has the heart of some of Australia's most successful exports close by; in the Barossa and Clare valley's

For me that makes it even more special.

Katy xx

[Kimberley Beauregard]

Oh God, this is just glorious! Hint: look at the taskbar in each photo.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-review-pirated-copy-windows-7-i-bought-ebay/

[V M]

Silly stuff at my apt.s complex 

One of the nicer elderly ladies brought a fan out to the lobby the other day, both to share with everyone but also because she likes to sit out there to visit with others and watch one of her favorite game shows

So one of the newer tenants asked to borrow it, he could have been a bit more honest though

Rather than telling her that it was hot in his apt. and he wanted to borrow it until he could buy his own, he tells her he wants to dry his floor because he'd just mopped it

Several hours go by and he doesn't return it and then he comes wondering out to the lobby as she's telling me about it and reiterates about drying his floor

I go to ask him about it and notice he's got it set next to his TV and pointed at his chair

Anyway he brings it back the next day but it's messed up and I had to repair it

Oh well, got it working right again and everyone's happy again LOL

[Sydney_NYC]

Today we visited my 87 year old grandmother that lives in a assisted living home with about 50 residences where each have there own private apartment. They had their 4th of July party downstairs with hamburgers, hot dogs, for everyone including families visiting. Since I'm 6'7" I get a lot of attention and all the older women asked how tall I was. I told them and all asked if it was easy to meet guys being such a tall woman. I didn't get into details that I was there with my wife and just said that I've never had an issue. Then one woman who was about 68 (but looked good for 68) says to me: "Wow you are a tall woman. You know, it does get kind of lonely around here, it you ever want to, you know....., let me know!" I wasn't expected that one, LOL

The other funny thing is that the same woman mis-gendered my wife earlier and and my wife was also mis-gendered by someone else today. My wife's hair is short, but it's still feminine and she is a 38D. My grandmother and uncle thought it was the funniest thing, LOL.

[King Malachite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C47Dw8dPopE&src_vid=8YeV4vAwdG0&annotation_id=c9633ef7-4a0f-47ce-960a-16bb2ca515a1&feature=cards

[BunnyBee]

Met and talked with somebody that knew me before transition.  He had no clue who I was and I didn't tell him.

[LordKAT]

I was driving and heard a radio ad. It kept repeating "Shuda funeral home." Remember this is radio. I kept thinking, who would want to shoot a funeral home, the people are already dead.

[big kim]

A Boston terrier pulling funny faces

[V M]

I I wish I had a video camera 

I was planning to go to the store but then noticed that a squirrel had gotten it's head stuck in a Yoplait yogurt container and was running about the street mostly bonking it'self against the curb



So I walked over as quietly as I could and waited for it to stop a moment to try to pull the container off, then I reach down and POP!!! Pulled the container off it's head

Of coarse it freaked out and run up a tree but I felt I had done my good deed for the day and definitely had gotten my ha ha's out of it 

[dalebert]

When you're drunk and trying to get someone's attention.