What Made You Laugh Today ?

[Felix]

Walking to the bus stop, a bus stop we've used hundreds of times, my daughter loudly exclaims "look at that tall building!" like it just jumped out of the underbrush or something.

[King Malachite]

the word "unknowingly"

Seeing that word reminds me of the Brenton Butler case where his lawyer ripped the officer's statements to shreds.

"Unknowingly....was that his words or yours?" LOL

*crickets*

Well I guess you had to be there to see it lol.

[Felix]

Noticing the speckles of egg dye on the kitchen chair.

[bballshorty]

it wasn't today, but my chem prof played Rebecca Black's "Friday" to describe a chemical reaction

[bballshorty]

I ran into something earlier, and now I have a bruise shaped exactly like a penis on my thigh.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD

Finding the bubble-blowing machine my daughter and I assembled a couple years ago. I live upstairs so I set it up to blow bubbles out the window for a bit. I hope it confused somebody.

BUBBLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS they never fail to make me happy =D

[Felix]

I was digging through old email trying to find something, and I found this:

leah and i just had a conversation about oprah, and she whispered in
awe "not even Space Ghost could beat her up!"

[Cindy]

I went to the supermarket and the trolley return guy (who may not be the most intellectually gifted person, but he is a hard working guy who does his job) was having problems getting two sets of trolleys into the door, mainly because five idiot 15-16 yrs old were sitting on the floor in front of the door. Oh how macho they looked.  He was trying hard to miss their legs and they were being big boys and ignoring his effort. I just said I'll take this set and grabbed  a set of trolleys and went right over their legs, the first one screamed, it was only three trolleys, Geez what a wimp,  the second panicked the other three got up and moved, he was ecstatic. If he had done it they would have reported him.  They had left by the time I came out. Felt pretty damn good.

Macho Cindy

[Felix]

I went to the supermarket and the trolley return guy (who may not be the most intellectually gifted person, but he is a hard working guy who does his job) was having problems getting two sets of trolleys into the door, mainly because five idiot 15-16 yrs old were sitting on the floor in front of the door. Oh how macho they looked.  He was trying hard to miss their legs and they were being big boys and ignoring his effort. I just said I'll take this set and grabbed  a set of trolleys and went right over their legs, the first one screamed, it was only three trolleys, Geez what a wimp,  the second panicked the other three got up and moved, he was ecstatic. If he had done it they would have reported him.  They had left by the time I came out. Felt pretty damn good.

Macho Cindy

Cindy that is beautiful.

My daughter calls those guys "cartherds" btw.

[King Malachite]

watching people in earthcams live

[Renee D]

A little before closing, a guy was giving his girlfriend crap and then he said that I was hotter than her. She asked me if I wanted a boyfriend, but I told her "No thanks, I already have a dog."  That made both of us laugh, him, not so much, lol.

[Jamie D]

I went to the supermarket and the trolley return guy (who may not be the most intellectually gifted person, but he is a hard working guy who does his job) was having problems getting two sets of trolleys into the door, mainly because five idiot 15-16 yrs old were sitting on the floor in front of the door. Oh how macho they looked.  He was trying hard to miss their legs and they were being big boys and ignoring his effort. I just said I'll take this set and grabbed  a set of trolleys and went right over their legs, the first one screamed, it was only three trolleys, Geez what a wimp,  the second panicked the other three got up and moved, he was ecstatic. If he had done it they would have reported him.  They had left by the time I came out. Felt pretty damn good.

Macho Cindy

Auntie Cindy strikes again!

[Jamie D]

A little before closing, a guy was giving his girlfriend crap and then he said that I was hotter than her. She asked me if I wanted a boyfriend, but I told her "No thanks, I already have a dog."  That made both of us laugh, him, not so much, lol.

Classic 

[Felix]

A silly Livewire sketch about penguins.

[Felix]

seeing that I got this as change:

I'm so easily pleased.

[V M]

seeing that I got this as change:

I'm so easily pleased.

(Oops, clicked the wrong button) Sorry Felix

LOL... That made me laugh too    Haven't seen that one before

[Felix]

This morning a regular-sized yellow school bus drove by and my daughter pointed and said "Whoa! Look how long that bus is!" I think it's awesome that she sees no stigma in riding the short bus.

[chloe23]

(Oops, clicked the wrong button) Sorry Felix

LOL... That made me laugh too    Haven't seen that one before

Neither have I, lol

[Renee D]

Going outside to check on the doggy a little bit ago to see if he wanted in yet and he was just sitting there on one of the porch swings, swinging back and forth. Had a cute little contented look on his face too.

[King Malachite]

2 certain locked topics from a while back on this site-I keep going back to them when I need a good laugh.  I can just feel the frustation in them.

[King Malachite]

I was looking up the question where route does a bill take and someone said straight to hell