Ahh Yawn Stretch.
Mmm came on to check on the peasants and what do I find?
Feisty little buggers aren't you?
Good job I've completed my advanced course in 'floggings for fun and profit'. The twin cat was very rewarding, stretched the muscles and gave a strange laughter and weeping sound.
Oh now I see; I was laughing, peasant was weeping. Oh good. Nice.
Let us see: Birthday present: Malachite! Cute chap, I think could use some severe pain, Mmm Kelly's playing up and need some activity. Oh yes. Your birthday present dear child are the collected works of the Readers Digest 1950-2010; Kelly will read them to you. I have organised two easy chairs so neither of you that you 'nod off'.
there is a choice of pink for girls and blue for boys! Ideal!
Ah Justin. Your birthday as well! Congratulations! A true mutation from the rain forests, I hear your hair development is getting so that you resemble your close relative 'the Yeti' . Congratulations again my boy. A present? Hmm you enjoy whipping far too much. A nice pair of knitting needles to make a yeti jumper, self sown as it were!
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Ah Maegan, my favourite Afrikaner (have to keep the buggers friendly otherwise they shoot you when you take a crap, even behind closed doors).
I see Catherine must have brought home a swamp allie from her trip and mistook it for a croc. She has been addled from her last trip! Keeps saying she is having her brains removed, I have to correct her and remind her she is having her balls cut off; typical Sydneysiders no brains no balls and play rugby league as well. I did tell her that she may have had the balls to return to Aus this time but I bet she doesn't next time!
To compensate for your trials with my pitiful underling I'm sending you a life size robotic image of my gloriousness and the words to Kum By Ya so that you can worship me to your hearts content. North Korea is progressing well with one of my earlier 'droids' I called her 'Kim the Jong Cute un they seem to be having a blast ever since she got on the scene.
Now where was I? Yes. Medication. Oh what a cute jacket? Just for me?
Mistress C.
[hugs megs glad you are ok
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