I got my Christmas presents a day early because I'll not be around to see this bit of my family tomorrow.
I'm feeling like an ungrateful swine because my grandparents spent £75 on a gilet and t-shirt set that I'll never touch.
I'm glad that as soon as they went my mum picked it up and asked if I was going to wear it. True she did try to point out that it's only brown and blue, and I could do with something warm, but it's the shade of blue, and the cut, and the labels, and I just can't. I'll let her take it back and hope that they just shut up and keep the money for themselves.