The true meaning of Life from our plastic pal who's fun to be with, Marvin.
Life? Don't talk to me about life!
Life. Loathe it or ignore it. You can't like it.
My capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first
The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline.