Got my haircut (finally), and thought I'd see what you guys thought. I'm cheating slightly, I admit, with the cropping, but I don't have any guy shorts/pants yet, so pretty sure that doesn't pass anyway (except to old checkout ladies in Target, it seems, yay)

(Just ignore the fact that I'm still decorated for Christmas. In a few months I'll just be impressively ahead of the game, shhh)
Another shot that I don't think works as well, but is closer to how I appear in the wild.