Er, I don't know if I should be happy or partly offended, but I had to buy a new sports bra since the old ones stopped compressing (not safe to bind all the time, for those who don't know). So I go through self check and the security tag wasn't deactivated properly, so the doors beeped as I walked out. These two security guys go through my bag and when they pull out the bra they giggle a bit and one goes "High hopes chief? You going to be a big girl one day?" and the other goes "Next he'll be buying his first tampons. They grow up so fast!" Then they said "we're just having some fun, all is good here, you can go."
