I enjoyed this e-mail exchange with a friend at work:
ME: "My workload has exploded today. I asked K---- if there any known quantum states in which I might be multiplied. He didn't know, but I could realllly use 2 more of me right now."
HIM: "Four more of you would be better."
ME: "No, because then I'd get jealous of myself."
HIM: "That's beautiful."
ME: "Welcome to my neurosis."
:p