I think I am getting old.
I just saw an advert on TV for a male grooming hair product that is designed to make the hair look like it hasn't been bothered with at all. To use an expression from my neck of the woods, like "being dragged through a hedge backwards". And it puzzled me why a guy would pay not an inconsiderable sum, and take the time to make their look like they just woke up and got out of bed, when they could just, you know, wake up and get out of bed, thus saving themselves the time and money.
But then I got to thinking about male hairstyles in general, particularly of the youngsters. I've noticed some very odd ones, or... well, what I consider odd, anyway. Some that look like someone set a bomb off inside their brain and their hair sort of... exploded out of their heads.
I don't get it at all.
Now where did I put my slippers and hot milk...