I feel like my counselor started this thread.
Her: "How do you feel?"
Me: Good.
Her: "Good is not a feeling."
Me: Fine then, I suppose.
Her: "Fine stands for F'd up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional."
Me: Okay, I feel fine then.

(yeah I know, this isn't the "What are you feeling" thread, but this is what I was thinking)