Hello y'all
At Donna's request I'm reproducing my original take on this (without having visited this thread first) from Donna's SRS thread.
This is gonna get quite surreal, I can tell...
I don't know if any of you remember James Clavell's "Tai-Pan", set in Hong Kong, but one of the very secondary characters, if I remember correctly, is a man whom we know only as "Photographer Ng". One of his sidelines is to track down beautiful women and photograph their intimate parts. It was rumoured that he had this massive private collection of pictures of starlets and other ladies in public life which was carried about in a suitcase. I seem to remember that this suitcase falls into the wrong hands, and there is much appreciation of the "delicacy" of certain ladies versus the "frilliness" of others and so on.
So what would we want from a "designa vagina" hmmm??
1) First question is external appearance. How do you dress? Are you into lace or frills? Do you like clean neat lines? What about the curtains in your home? Undulating velvet, Venetian blinds, voile? Well, for purposes of harmony we'd want this to be consistent, I would imagine.
2) I'm quite an olfactory person - I can almost shut my eyes and navigate by smell. I don't think that bubble-gum is an elegant odour, but some folk might like it. Yeasty, maybe, like a proper croissant, with its warm and welcoming notes. Or maybe we want something traditional like clams, or if you prefer the "colour", mussles? Gingerbread could be interesting too, or seaweed?
3) I was thinking how we would deal with the tactile part, and maybe here the question is related to personality? Are you combative? Soft and yielding? Playful? Austere? Let's explore....
- Combative: you're not just gonna let any ol' joe in - he's going to have to work for his pleasure, so tightness is key.
- Austere: I'm thinking of a fortress, but how do the gates feel... cold... metallic... dry...? Urgh... shivers down my spine!
- Soft and yielding: awww, this is just too cute...you've surely got a Hello Kitty t-shirt somewhere in your wardrobe!
- Playful: well, this might need some twists and turns, and could be very interesting. Not sure how it would be built, however!
So friends, as you can see, the results of too much medication are clearly taking their toll on me. Don't shoot the messenger; go after Novartis or anyone else in Big Pharma!
Juliaaaaaaa
