I made the biggest mistake today. There is an ice cream store in my downtown neighborhood so stupid me I figure I'd go get an ice cream cone. First off I'm sitting on a bench outside the store contemplating the universe and this homeless idiot that keeps trying to hit on me everytime I run into him on the street, ok that's getting quite disturbing , get away. I'm sitting in the store and it's packed with a constant flow coming and going. I think the schools might be out so the place is packed with the baby to 12 year old crowd. As I'm sitting waiting for my move to the counter I start noticing all these kids are staring at me which is fine , but it doesn't let up. I try smiling back and it works on a bunch of kids , but then I start feeling the hold of severe dysphoria and I stop smiling and start approaching the panic attack stage with all these young eyeballs staring at me. Ok so I get my vanilla cone and sit back down . The staring intensifies so I finish my cone and go out and sit on a bench in front of the store. Ok , I calming down, now two girls around 7 walk by me and as they walk by me they don't let their eyes deviate from extreme focus on my face . They get about 20 yards from me while never leaving eye contact with me except at one point they faced each other and talked a bit then look back at me and were smiling, Ok, I could be paranoid ,but I'm freaking because all day long I've been out in the down town area at cafe's in a really nice dress I bought last week with fish net stockings and thinking I'm looking good. So I've come to the only conclusion I believe possible. I am either one gorgeous babe or I look like the man in the dress demon.
