Very clever, Lady Sara!
My very high IQ daughter and her equally intelligent friend used to mess with their high school English teachers that way.
To prove that the teachers only skim the first paragraph to bestow a grade, they'd write the most outrageous things in the middle of their papers, but never got a reaction.
In my case, I am a 64-year-old female-looking person who is also nonbinary and partially transmale, and who dresses androgynously. Yet even though I think I resemble a little old lady, it doesn't seem to matter, as I am hit on by both students and fellow teachers of both genders, young and old, and everyone else.
This is puzzling because I'm also asexual and feel zero sexual attraction to anyone, and I can't understand why youngsters would go for some old woman. My daughter, who is also androgynous, says it's the same way with her, and that even gay guys hit on her. We decided our faces are probably both "handsome" and "pretty" and that our bold personalities attract whoever is drawn to testosterone types, especially straight girls.
We have both also concluded that the male/female paradigm should be obsolete since people are all on difference places on the gender spectrum anyway.
Apparently age and gender have little to do with attraction, although the gender binary and "sexual orientation" concepts are highly entrenched in the US. You know..you're "straight" or "gay" or "bi" and not supposed to be influenced by factors outside of these labels.
