Learning about friends kinks and fetishes

[MistressStevie]

... it would be easier to list the things I haven't tried ...

My experience also as a bit of deviant youth!  There was so much fun and adventure.  But much of that is long ago.  It is amazing how elements so important at the time can change as other commitments and obligations impact day to day life.  When the nest empties, a new bucket list will emerge.  With luck, we shall have the endurance! 

[Roll]

Well considering everyone else is sharing my wife (who will probably end up reading this) and I have a pretty normal non kinky sex life.

Given the topic of the thread, that might not have been the best place to break up the sentence with a parenthetical note. It sort of reads "everyone else is sharing my wife". 

[Tammy Jade]

Given the topic of the thread, that might not have been the best place to break up the sentence with a parenthetical note. It sort of reads "everyone else is sharing my wife". 

Grammar we was never my strong point.


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[Ryuichi13]

Well considering everyone else is sharing my wife (who will probably end up reading this) and I have a pretty normal non kinky sex life.

[emoji23]

You only need a comma between "sharing" and "my!"

I'm glad I'm not the only one that read that sentence wrong! [emoji6]

Ryuichi

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[JulieOnHerWay]

Given the topic of the thread, that might not have been the best place to break up the sentence with a parenthetical note. It sort of reads "everyone else is sharing my wife". 

Yea, I was assuming the same.  A dropped comma can turn your beloved into the neighborhood beloved.

[Tommygun]

One minute your friends are being more open about their sex life, the next you're being roped into a weird orgy with toothpaste and balloon animals. But maybe that's just me.

[Megan.]

One minute your friends are being more open about their sex life, the next you're being roped into a weird orgy with toothpaste and balloon animals. But maybe that's just me.

ROFL,  that sounds far too specific to be made up!

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[Roll]

One minute your friends are being more open about their sex life, the next you're being roped into a weird orgy with toothpaste and balloon animals. But maybe that's just me.

... Was this the one with the ventriloquist watching from a doorway, having his dummy make disparaging comments like the two old muppets in the balcony? If so, I was totally at that orgy. (Not participating. I can't perform in the presence of balloon animals.)

[Devlyn]

One minute your friends are being more open about their sex life, the next you're being roped into a weird orgy with toothpaste and balloon animals. But maybe that's just me.

Glad you made it! Next time we're filling the balloon animals with laughing gas, should be fun! 

[Tommygun]

ROFL,  that sounds far too specific to be made up!

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I've been places. I've seen things. They bought me a Subway sandwich, so it all worked out in the end. Was a little heavy on the marinara though.

... Was this the one with the ventriloquist watching from a doorway, having his dummy make disparaging comments like the two old muppets in the balcony? If so, I was totally at that orgy. (Not participating. I can't perform in the presence of balloon animals.)

No, what kind of sick person brings a ventriloquist to an orgy? Party clowns, on the other hand... There's no shortage of balloons in such a case.

[Megan.]

I've been places. I've seen things. They bought me a Subway sandwich, so it all worked out in the end. Was a little heavy on the marinara though.

No, what kind of sick person brings a ventriloquist to an orgy? Party clowns, on the other hand... There's no shortage of balloons in such a case.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Omg, in my innocence I had to Google this. I'm not sure I can ever eat at Subway again with having some very odd thoughts.

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[Devlyn]

Safe to say everyone in this thread has odd thoughts...

[Julia1996]

Safe to say everyone in this thread has odd thoughts...

I don't have weird thoughts. I wear a tinfoil hat to keep the aliens and CIA from beaming me weird thoughts.

[Roll]

I don't have weird thoughts. I wear a tinfoil hat to keep the aliens and CIA from beaming me weird thoughts.

[Tommygun]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Omg, in my innocence I had to Google this. I'm not sure I can ever eat at Subway again with having some very odd thoughts.

Threads like this are where innocence goes to die. Cherish it.

[sarah1972]

Learning something new every day 

I've been places. I've seen things. They bought me a Subway sandwich, so it all worked out in the end. Was a little heavy on the marinara though.

No, what kind of sick person brings a ventriloquist to an orgy? Party clowns, on the other hand... There's no shortage of balloons in such a case.

[Roll]

No, what kind of sick person brings a ventriloquist to an orgy? Party clowns, on the other hand... There's no shortage of balloons in such a case.

I mean, no one invites a ventriloquist anywhere. But who is going to turn them away when they do show up? After all, one day that dummy is coming to life and taking out anyone who denied them. I know I for one am not risking that.

[Tommygun]

Learning something new every day 

With the content of this conversation, you might be lucky to forget just as much!

I mean, no one invites a ventriloquist anywhere. But who is going to turn them away when they do show up? After all, one day that dummy is coming to life and taking out anyone who denied them. I know I for one am not risking that.

Steps before any orgy or general meeting should be taken to prevent demonic possession of both animate and inanimate objects. I had not considered this. Thank you for teaching me. I'll tell Nickelsmart to reschedule.