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Started by natalie.ashlyne, March 03, 2018, 02:07:39 PM

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Julia1996

#40
March 09, 2018, 07:03:32 AM
Quote from: Cassi on March 09, 2018, 01:18:34 AM
Had a couple of incidents with our K-9 Unit that required to use those collars in the dog accidentally went after the wrong person in a riot.

You're a cop??
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Kylo

#41
March 09, 2018, 10:32:43 AM
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 07, 2018, 02:56:02 PM
I once had a guy ask me if I worked at subway cause I just gave him a footlong.  Ugh...

I laughed out loud at that.

And it hurt because I just had surgery.

Deserved, I suppose.
"If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."
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Lady Sarah

#42
March 09, 2018, 10:42:04 AM
Quote from: Kylo on March 09, 2018, 10:32:43 AM
I laughed out loud at that.

And it hurt because I just had surgery.

Deserved, I suppose.
Well. Some guys just don't know how to properly measure it. Some start below the scrotum, and others, in the middle of their backs.

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Cassi

#43
March 09, 2018, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 09, 2018, 07:03:32 AM
You're a cop??

I was but went fed then retarded, mean retired.
HRT since 1/04/2018
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natalie.ashlyne

#44
March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 10:42:04 AM
Well. Some guys just don't know how to properly measure it. Some start below the scrotum, and others, in the middle of their backs.

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And most guys don't know the differance between an inch and centimeter lol
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Cassi

#45
March 09, 2018, 12:43:22 PM
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
And most guys don't know the differance between an inch and centimeter lol

Only Dewey does, really!  :)
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Lady Sarah

#46
March 09, 2018, 01:23:49 PM
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
And most guys don't know the differance between an inch and centimeter lol
Or a millimeter! One guy online thought "I have a 13" c**k. What can you do about it?" was a good pick up line. He ignored my response of "buy an American ruler".

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Cassi

#47
March 09, 2018, 01:25:43 PM
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 01:23:49 PM
Or a millimeter! One guy online thought "I have a 13" c**k. What can you do about it?" was a good pick up line. He ignored my response of "buy an American ruler".

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I would probably said, does it hurt you a lot?
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Lady Sarah

#48
March 09, 2018, 01:28:20 PM
Quote from: Cassi on March 09, 2018, 01:25:43 PM
I would probably said, does it hurt you a lot?
He probably would have flipped out if I said "want me to shorten it?"

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Cassi

#49
March 09, 2018, 01:29:22 PM
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 01:28:20 PM
He probably would have flipped out if I said "want me to shorten it?"

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You mean "Bobbit" it?
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I Am Jess

#50
March 11, 2018, 01:06:49 PM
Last night at an event for the trans erotica awards - "So what category are you nominated in".
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natalie.ashlyne

#51
March 11, 2018, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: I Am Jess on March 11, 2018, 01:06:49 PM
Last night at an event for the trans erotica awards - "So what category are you nominated in".

Lol I that may be a good compliment  I don't know?
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Kylo

#52
March 11, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
I'm on another forum where there is someone so modest he has an image of himself holding an American ruler at 12 inches and smiling in his avatar. It has to be kind of sad to be a lesser-well-known actor, but your claim to fame be 12 inches that no-one's ever seen. If anyone uses it as a pick up line, it's this guy.
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Cassi

#53
March 11, 2018, 04:05:15 PM
Quote from: Kylo on March 11, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
I'm on another forum where there is someone so modest he has an image of himself holding an American ruler at 12 inches and smiling in his avatar. It has to be kind of sad to be a lesser-well-known actor, but your claim to fame be 12 inches that no-one's ever seen. If anyone uses it as a pick up line, it's this guy.

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natalie.ashlyne

#54
March 11, 2018, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: Kylo on March 11, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
I'm on another forum where there is someone so modest he has an image of himself holding an American ruler at 12 inches and smiling in his avatar. It has to be kind of sad to be a lesser-well-known actor, but your claim to fame be 12 inches that no-one's ever seen. If anyone uses it as a pick up line, it's this guy.

Lol what is kind of cute I think anyway

I can honestly say that  I have seen 12 inchs and 14 inchs yes the where both BBC lol I will say they were fun.
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Cassi

#55
March 11, 2018, 06:25:09 PM
Quote from: I Am Jess on March 11, 2018, 01:06:49 PM
Last night at an event for the trans erotica awards - "So what category are you nominated in".

You could have said "Harassment Mediation Counselor
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DawnOday

#56
March 11, 2018, 06:44:16 PM
The pick up line I hear the most is. Those clothes have been there for two days. Don't you think it's time to pick up your clothes? That's what 35 years of marriage does for you.
Dawn Oday

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sarah1972

#57
March 11, 2018, 06:59:37 PM
Quote from: DawnOday on March 11, 2018, 06:44:16 PM
The pick up line I hear the most is. Those clothes have been there for two days. Don't you think it's time to pick up your clothes? That's what 35 years of marriage does for you.
Hahaha... Yes. Or: a random choice of "pick up groceries", "pick up xyz", "pick up a he kid from day care"

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ChrissyRyan

#58
March 11, 2018, 07:04:06 PM
Pickup lines:  slamming on the brakes, creating lines of tires marks on the road from

Dodge Ram

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Always stay cheerful, be polite, kind, and understanding. Accepting yourself as the woman you are is very liberating.  Never underestimate the appreciation and respect of authenticity.  Help connect a person to someone that may be able to help that person.  Be brave, be strong.  A TRUE friend is a treasure.  Relationships are very important, people are important, and the sooner we all realize that the better off the world will be.  Try a little kindness.  Be generous with your time, energy, wisdom, and resources.   Inconvenience yourself to help someone.   I am a brown eyed, brown haired woman. 
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natalie.ashlyne

#59
March 11, 2018, 09:24:27 PM
The pick up Line I got today was "

" Hi I think you are pretty would you like to be my sugar baby I will give you a weekly allowance and help pay for surgeries  "

Me "Yes I would Love that"

Him" ok I will send you money monday but I want you to delete your account on the site

me :Ok and now I am waiting
This guy seem Legit if so I am in heaven
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