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Started by natalie.ashlyne, March 03, 2018, 02:07:39 PM
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Quote from: Cassi on March 09, 2018, 01:18:34 AMHad a couple of incidents with our K-9 Unit that required to use those collars in the dog accidentally went after the wrong person in a riot.
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 07, 2018, 02:56:02 PMI once had a guy ask me if I worked at subway cause I just gave him a footlong. Ugh...
Quote from: Kylo on March 09, 2018, 10:32:43 AMI laughed out loud at that. And it hurt because I just had surgery. Deserved, I suppose.
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 09, 2018, 07:03:32 AMYou're a cop??
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 10:42:04 AMWell. Some guys just don't know how to properly measure it. Some start below the scrotum, and others, in the middle of their backs. Sent from my NS-P10A7100 using Tapatalk
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PMAnd most guys don't know the differance between an inch and centimeter lol
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 01:23:49 PMOr a millimeter! One guy online thought "I have a 13" c**k. What can you do about it?" was a good pick up line. He ignored my response of "buy an American ruler".Sent from my NS-P10A7100 using Tapatalk
Quote from: Cassi on March 09, 2018, 01:25:43 PMI would probably said, does it hurt you a lot?
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 01:28:20 PMHe probably would have flipped out if I said "want me to shorten it?"Sent from my NS-P10A7100 using Tapatalk
Quote from: I Am Jess on March 11, 2018, 01:06:49 PMLast night at an event for the trans erotica awards - "So what category are you nominated in".
Quote from: Kylo on March 11, 2018, 03:04:08 PMI'm on another forum where there is someone so modest he has an image of himself holding an American ruler at 12 inches and smiling in his avatar. It has to be kind of sad to be a lesser-well-known actor, but your claim to fame be 12 inches that no-one's ever seen. If anyone uses it as a pick up line, it's this guy.
Quote from: DawnOday on March 11, 2018, 06:44:16 PMThe pick up line I hear the most is. Those clothes have been there for two days. Don't you think it's time to pick up your clothes? That's what 35 years of marriage does for you.