When Cosmo ran across a "Top 10: Things Only Men Can Do" list from
Askmen.com, we knew we had to post our own rebuttal. Behold, our list of 21 things only chicks can do.
1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they'll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It's a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
Next: Multiple orgasms and more...
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6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America's Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men's shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a "Sorry, officer" is all it takes to get off scot-free.
Next: Dance-floor moves and more
11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.
12. Wing it on the dance floor...convincingly: Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won't even notice you're not a great dancer.
13. Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab.