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Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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Janet_Girl

#40
April 01, 2009, 10:27:40 PM
Granted.  You will never be tired again for the rest of your life.  Of course you will also never sleep again.  Have fun.  >:-)

I wish I was 5' 5", 124 lbs, 38D-24-39, blond, blue eyed bio female.
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Dante

#41
April 01, 2009, 10:50:34 PM
Granted, you look as you just described, but with a hideously abnormal foot size with overgrown toes and warts all over the place.

I wish I could draw people.





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JakeGrimm

#42
April 01, 2009, 11:05:53 PM
Granted, you may draw beautiful drawings that would rake in millions, but no one else is able to see them.

I wish for inspiration.
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Osiris

#43
April 01, 2009, 11:19:05 PM
Granted, you can be inspired by staring at a single object for 7 hours straight, if your eyes or mind wanders you need to start all over again.

I wish that I could find something good on TV.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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V M

#44
April 01, 2009, 11:46:03 PM
Granted....You will now have David Letterman's Late Night Show on every channel 24/7

I wish I were 24-27 years younger
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Osiris

#45
April 02, 2009, 12:28:37 AM
Ahem... I said something good. :D

Granted you're 2,427 years younger. Hope you don't miss technology.

I wish I wouldn't keep getting these bursts of tiredness.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Janet_Girl

#46
April 02, 2009, 12:48:13 AM Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 02:18:10 AM by Janet Lynn
Granted.  You will never have another burst of tiredness, the next one you have will last forever.

I wish I had an SO.  Good ahead and break my heart.  ;D

Janet

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V M

#47
April 02, 2009, 01:10:57 AM
Quote from: Osiris on April 02, 2009, 12:28:37 AM
Ahem... I said something good. :D

Granted you're 2,427 years younger. Hope you don't miss technology.

COOL!!! Now I'm young enough to start my own religion that worships TG people and I'm their Goddess Queen  :laugh:

Granted... Your SO will wear over sized unzipped pants, and constantly run his thumbs up and down his suspenders

I wish my feet were not so big
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Osiris

#48
April 02, 2009, 01:46:49 AM
*bows to Goddess Virginia*

Granted, your feet are wrapped in the Chinese technique in order to make your feet appear smaller- http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1202/695789688_48f7778660.jpg

I wish I had something delicious to eat.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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funnygrl

#49
April 02, 2009, 02:21:51 AM
Granted, you now love to eat pig testes sautéed in yak bile  ;D

I wish I hadn't just eaten that Wendy's burger combo #2 :-\
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V M

#50
April 02, 2009, 02:22:05 AM
Granted... Virginia will make you some good eats while you watch the Letterman show  :laugh:

I wish I knew what to call my good eats


The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Janet_Girl

#51
April 02, 2009, 02:29:56 AM
Granted.  Your newest dish is now called "Marche voi girata dello stomaco".

I wish the world would accept TS/TG people as just being another great group of people.

Janet

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fae_reborn

#52
April 02, 2009, 08:50:55 AM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on April 01, 2009, 10:27:40 PM
Granted.  You will never be tired again for the rest of your life.  Of course you will also never sleep again.  Have fun.  >:-)

Nice...more time to actually get stuff done!  :D

*Also bows to Goddess Virginia* Amen sister!

Granted...the majority of the world now accepts TG/TS people as being another great group of people...but we're still harassed and ridiculed by some, just like other minorities  :(
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Dante

#53
April 02, 2009, 05:15:39 PM
^^^No wish! You guys...  ::)





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Constance

#54
April 02, 2009, 05:23:38 PM
Very well: nothing granted, nothing corrupted.

I wish I had a jacuzzi in my apartment.
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fae_reborn

#55
April 02, 2009, 05:31:42 PM
Granted, but every time after you use the jacuzzi it shorts out your electricity, and you loose power for a day.

I wish my headache would go away
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Osiris

#56
April 02, 2009, 05:35:50 PM
Granted, now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish I had someone clean my place up. ... And not steal anything whilst doing so. :P
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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fae_reborn

#57
April 02, 2009, 05:51:46 PM
Granted, but the only person who is willing to do so does such a lousy job, they end up making your place even messier.

I wish I knew what the purpose of life is.
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Osiris

#58
April 02, 2009, 05:56:45 PM
Granted: The purpose of life is to live before you die.

I wish the temperature would stop changing and settle on a nice 73 degrees.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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JakeGrimm

#59
April 02, 2009, 07:32:42 PM
It does.... but here. Not where you are. XP

I wish I had time to write.
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