Granted.  You will never be tired again for the rest of your life.  Of course you will also never sleep again.  Have fun. 

I wish I was 5' 5", 124 lbs, 38D-24-39, blond, blue eyed bio female.

Granted, you look as you just described, but with a hideously abnormal foot size with overgrown toes and warts all over the place.

I wish I could draw people.

Granted, you may draw beautiful drawings that would rake in millions, but no one else is able to see them.

I wish for inspiration.

Granted, you can be inspired by staring at a single object for 7 hours straight, if your eyes or mind wanders you need to start all over again.

I wish that I could find something good on TV.

Granted....You will now have David Letterman's Late Night Show on every channel 24/7

I wish I were 24-27 years younger

Ahem... I said something good.

Granted you're 2,427 years younger. Hope you don't miss technology.

I wish I wouldn't keep getting these bursts of tiredness.

Granted.  You will never have another burst of tiredness, the next one you have will last forever.

I wish I had an SO.  Good ahead and break my heart. 

Janet

Quote from: Osiris on April 02, 2009, 12:28:37 AM
Ahem... I said something good.

Granted you're 2,427 years younger. Hope you don't miss technology.

COOL!!! Now I'm young enough to start my own religion that worships TG people and I'm their Goddess Queen 

Granted... Your SO will wear over sized unzipped pants, and constantly run his thumbs up and down his suspenders

I wish my feet were not so big

*bows to Goddess Virginia*

Granted, your feet are wrapped in the Chinese technique in order to make your feet appear smaller- http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1202/695789688_48f7778660.jpg

I wish I had something delicious to eat.

Granted, you now love to eat pig testes sautéed in yak bile 

I wish I hadn't just eaten that Wendy's burger combo #2

Granted... Virginia will make you some good eats while you watch the Letterman show 

I wish I knew what to call my good eats

Granted.  Your newest dish is now called "Marche voi girata dello stomaco".

I wish the world would accept TS/TG people as just being another great group of people.

Janet

Quote from: Janet Lynn on April 01, 2009, 10:27:40 PM
Granted.  You will never be tired again for the rest of your life.  Of course you will also never sleep again.  Have fun. 

Nice...more time to actually get stuff done! 

*Also bows to Goddess Virginia* Amen sister!

Granted...the majority of the world now accepts TG/TS people as being another great group of people...but we're still harassed and ridiculed by some, just like other minorities 

^^^No wish! You guys... 

Very well: nothing granted, nothing corrupted.

I wish I had a jacuzzi in my apartment.

Granted, but every time after you use the jacuzzi it shorts out your electricity, and you loose power for a day.

I wish my headache would go away

Granted, now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish I had someone clean my place up. ... And not steal anything whilst doing so.

Granted, but the only person who is willing to do so does such a lousy job, they end up making your place even messier.

I wish I knew what the purpose of life is.

Granted: The purpose of life is to live before you die.

I wish the temperature would stop changing and settle on a nice 73 degrees.

It does.... but here. Not where you are. XP

I wish I had time to write.