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Quote from: Catherine Sarah on May 14, 2013, 11:58:01 PMI wish "Oscar the Grouch's" fairy godmother waved her wand over him and he became eternally happy.
Quote from: Liminal Stranger on May 15, 2013, 04:49:53 PMGranted, but you're sent on a permanent business trip to Siberia. I wish people would quit calling me a girl.
Quote from: LearnedHand on May 15, 2013, 06:54:46 PMGranted but now they call you Petunia.I wish my "female dog" boss would go on vacation permanently, and I'd only have to work with the nice attorneys who give me fun projects.
Quote from: cynths on May 15, 2013, 06:59:27 PMGranted! But now all of your "fun" work revolves around clowns, you have a crippling clown phobia and your ex-boss is now your sister-in-law.I wish that people could only see me how I feel about myself.
Quote from: Malachite on May 15, 2013, 07:21:40 PMGranted but you are only a prototype that got discarded.I wish I was a flute.
Quote from: cynths on May 15, 2013, 07:31:41 PMGranted! You are always off-key and never got to go to band camp.I wish I had been born a wealthy Lady in Medieval times with none of the VD that was going around.
Quote from: LearnedHand on May 15, 2013, 08:15:35 PMGranted, except its one of these scary worms: http://www.cracked.com/article_19988_the-5-most-nightmarish-worms-planet.htmlI wish I had a vacation.
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on May 15, 2013, 08:35:19 PMGranted, you're on a cruise ship doubled over in the bathroom with cruiseshipahrea.I wish my stereo went to 11.
Quote from: LearnedHand on May 15, 2013, 08:44:24 PMGranted, you live next to my family which illegally burns trash (including plastic)!I wish my eyes didn't water when I am sleepy, it makes it really hard to see. G'nite guys, typing blind!