Corrupt-A-Wish

[CalmRage]

Wish granted, but the mob is on your tail for some debt he still owes to them

I wish that my confusion would go away.

[JillSter]

Granted. You are no longer confused -- about anything! You understand EVERYTHING. And the information overload makes your head explode.

I wish celery tasted like chocolate.

[Zoe Louise Taylor]

Wish Granted . . . Celery now tastes like chocolate, but you lose your taste buds, and therefore cannot taste the difference!! :/

I wish that i could go on a giant shopping spree and someone else would pay for it!!

[JillSter]

Granted. They paid for it alright! You shopped until THEY dropped. Dead.

I wish I could draw amazing portraits of people.

[CalmRage]

Wish granted, but one of your portrairs comes to life and kills you.

I wish i wouldn't be afraid of costumes and go into acting.

[JillSter]

Granted. You're cured of your fear of costumes and get the lead in a play, but on opening night the costumes revolt and slaughter everyone in the theatre.

I wish I could grant real wishes!

[JillSter]

Aww, you caught me in mid-edit.

Granted. Now wish for something before times runs out and destroys the uni-- too late.

I wish I wouldn't be so picky about every little detail.

[CalmRage]

Fine, now you're a complete slacker surrounded by flies and mold.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any
other weird surprises.  You got it?

[JillSter]

Got it. But it still gives you food poisoning. You wanted mayo on that right? No? Oh, my bad.

I wish I had a butler.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted. They are useless.

I wish I had some Krispy Kreme donuts

[suzifrommd]

I wish I had some Krispy Kreme donuts

Wish granted, but only a few. 3,904 to be exact. You've now gained 400 pounds.

I wish everything in my life didn't get crazy all at the same time.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted. Your life is boring now.

I wish I could now lose the 400 pounds I gained from eating exactly 3,904 Krispy Kreme donuts

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted, everyone else smells rosies but you always gag smelling your own

I wish I didn't get the sevre diarrhea and nausea from losing weight

[JillSter]

Granted. Now you're fat again.

I wish people wouldn't be so quick to pass judgment.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted, but tissue always magically appears and hangs out. You can't get rid of it. The more you try, the more stains appear.


I wish I had a cowboy hat

[Emmaline]

Granted, Unfortunately its too small for your head.

I wish houses where affordable.

[Phoenix_2812]

Granted. You can now buy an affordable house, although everyone has moved onto massive spaceships at no cost and are moving to far away planets and you're all alone.

I wish I could fly.

Chris

[CalmRage]

Granted, but he's a complete douche.


I wish i was the next Jimi Hendrix

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted. You start believing in yourself and continue to do so, but no one else does.

I wish could eat souls

[suzifrommd]

Wish granted. You start believing in yourself and continue to do so, but no one else does.

I wish could eat souls

Granted. Filet of Dover sole sauteed in a white wine sauce.

I wish people would stop thinking that the world is entitled to know I'm trans.