Granted! A nibble of the most miraculous chocolate materializes in your mouth and settles on your tongue, melting instantly and filling your mouth with its flavor. It is unlike any chocolate you have ever tasted; so amazing that it must have been perfectly tailored to your unique taste, adjusted for your individual taste buds. You are blown away by this, the ultimate chocolate experience.
Alas, you spend your life searching in vain to recreate the experience; that chocolate simply does not exist anywhere in the world.
I wish my cell phone screen would repair itself.