Corrupt-A-Wish

[wrabbit]

wish granted... but now that no one is breaking the law, they decided there's no gray area for uncertain situations and the court system is dismantled in favor of an automated one, sending many innocent people into detention   

I wish I could eat whatever i wanted and i wouldn't ever get fat from it!

[Makalii]

Granted. You've developed a rare disorder where unless you're eating every second of every day, you will starve to death.

I wish my mother would let me start taking estrogen.

[LordKAT]

Granted,but she no longer cares about anything you do good or bad and you end up losing the essential her.


I wish I would heal faster so I could attempt to pay my bills before I lose my home,...again.

[MadeleineG]

Granted. You lose your home and suffer internal bleeding!  (response courtesy of my eight-year-old)

I wish that everything in life goes wrong (again, courtesy of my eight-year-old)

[Lauren5]

Granted, but everything in your life goes left.
I wish I could be myself at all times.

[Kittenswithmittens]

Granted, but turns out you're actually a maple tree and not a willow!

I wish I could fly!

[Tessa James]

You got it Hon but it was before there were people.

I wish our lives could more readily be understood by the masses

[Lauren5]

Granted, but the masses are Kilogrammes.

I wish I could find my keys.

[suzifrommd]

Granted, but the masses are Kilogrammes.

I wish I could find my keys.

Granted: Clairvoyant powers that allow you to know the location of every key in the entire world. Your phone won't stop ringing. Everyone wants you to help find their keys.

I wish I had a more supportive group of friends.

[Robin Mack]

Granted: Clairvoyant powers that allow you to know the location of every key in the entire world. Your phone won't stop ringing. Everyone wants you to help find their keys.

I wish I had a more supportive group of friends.

Granted!  Your current friends all become pillars of the community.  Literally.  I mean, they are instantly transformed into stone and used to prop up the roof of the local community center. 

I wish wishes were fishes... 

[Lauren5]

Granted, it rains trout.

I wish I could hug you lovely people.

[Abby]

Granted, but porcupine embellishment is very in this season.

I wish I could find my stupid phone charger which seems to have up and left

[Devlyn]

Granted. You're raking leaves for an eternity.

I wish I had some chocolate. (Again!)

[Robin Mack]

Granted!  A nibble of the most miraculous chocolate materializes in your mouth and settles on your tongue, melting instantly and filling your mouth with its flavor.  It is unlike any chocolate you have ever tasted; so amazing that it must have been perfectly tailored to your unique taste, adjusted for your individual taste buds.  You are blown away by this, the ultimate chocolate experience.

Alas, you spend your life searching in vain to recreate the experience; that chocolate simply does not exist anywhere in the world.

I wish my cell phone screen would repair itself.

[Kittenswithmittens]

Granted, but it has no battery.

I wish some of the world's greatest (and now dead) artists would have made so much more material when they were still alive.

[Kittenswithmittens]

Granted.  A vast treasure trove of previously unpublished material is discovered in the basement of Capitol records, hours and hours worth from every previously published musician.  Unfortunately, you died in the earthquake that caused the discovery of the material.

I wish my nose would stop running.

Granted. Grats on a chronically clogged nose.

I wish the snow would go away.

[Alaia]

Granted. Welcome to the sunny side of Mercury.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[MadeleineG]

Have fun, Sleeping Beauty...

I wish that the police would break up the gang of local thugs using the playground across the street from my house as their turf. 

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted. You are now toddler sized. We will have so much fun finding frilly little toddler dresses for you!! *picks you up*


I wish more people would participate in mah story thread. =D

[MadeleineG]

Granted. Special interest groups railroad the thread!

I wish explicit evidence would emerge linking Stephen Harper to the Senate expense scandal. Liar!