Corrupt-A-Wish

[justmeinoz]

You can, but being French you still fall victim to sucre'.


I wish there was actually non-fat mayonnaise.

[Raven]

Granted but it   tastes aweful and you throw out the jar. I wish I had a few pickles with peanut butter on it lolz

[justmeinoz]

Granted.  You now have a jar of pickles and a jar of peanut butter.  You also have no thumbs.

[A]

justmeinoz forgot her wish.

I wish the dishes would clean themselves on their own.

[xAndrewx]

Granted! You're dishes are now self cleaning but break when they clean themselves so your left with clean broken dishes.

I wish that I had a machine to multiply sodas and gatorade

[A]

Granted ! However, they multiply biologically. You do NOT want to drink it.

I wish I were faster.

[Lee]

Granted, but everything you do is faster.  Nobody can understand you when you talk.

I wish my rent were cheaper.

[V M]

Granted... Your rent is now free because you now live under a tree on the side of a highway

I wish I had a date this weekend

[A]

Granted. November 13th, 2010. There.

I wish I could teleport food from home when I forget my lunch box instead of ruining myself at a restaurant.

[rite_of_inversion]

Granted.  Your refrigerator materializes over you head and falls on you causing you to be rushed to the hospital with life threatening crushing injuries.

I wish I had bigger muscles

[xAndrewx]

Granted! You have gained 800lbs of muscle on your body & are unable to carry around that muscle weight to walk.

I wish that I could get my letter for Testosterone now

[Osiris]

Granted you get a letter for testosterone, however, it's not for you and you have to give it to me. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *evil*

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

[Tom]

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

GRANTED! Your stomach pain vanishes instantly...however you no longer have a stomach. You look pale? Is something wrong? X)

I wish I had a DRAGON! XD

[V M]

Granted... You now have a fire breathing dragon with a gastric condition and every time it belches or passes gas it sets something in your place on fire

I wish the insomnia monster would leave me alone so I could get a good nights sleep

[rite_of_inversion]

granted: you now have an extreme, uncontrollable case of narcolepsy and will fall asleep at any time with no warning.

I wish I had an exciting and challenging job.

[some ftm guy]

I wish I had an exciting and challenging job.

granted! you work on roller coasters and are run over by one and have serious injuries.
i wish i were already done transitioning

[A]

Granted. You are COMPLETELY done transitioning. A little too completely. You have transitioned from human to soil.

I wish I would stop wasting so much time.

[justmeinoz]

I got my wish, to forget certain things- just forgot to say what!

A, you no longer have any time to waste as you are so busy you burn out from over-work and have to live in  a monastery permanently to recover.

I wish I had a nice bottle of Moscato.

[A]

Granted. Luciano Moscato was murdered by the mafia yesterday, and a bottle of purée from him is has been delivered on your doorstep.

I wish my city's bus service was better.

[rexgsd]

granted, its better, but also 10 times more expensive now :p

i wish i only had to get two hours of sleep to be good for the day