Corrupt-A-Wish

[April Dawne]

Granted, you have a job.... but it's a bank job and you end up arrested and spend 10-20 in penitentiary...

I wish my guy could be with me on New Year's Eve for 2011 =[

[justmeinoz]

Granted. You spend New Year's Eve stuck in an elevator with him. And 14 religious maniacs.

I wish I could spend Christmas with my boyfriend at my family's dinner.

[Flan]

granted, if you count mcdonalds as dinner.

I wish I was enrolled in med school...

[justmeinoz]

Granted, you are enrolled in a medical school in Albania. Unfortunately all instruction is in Albanian.

I wish my nose would stop bleeding so often lately.

[Glenn]

Granted your nose stops bleeding and every thing is fine, except for small case of chapped lips.

I wish we could all find a way to make every ones wishes come true with out such dire consquences!

[April Dawne]

Granted, but then it's no longer fun and the thread dies, never to be resurrected.

I wish I wasn't always so tired.

[LordKAT]

Granted, but after being awake and lively for a week you wish you could be tired and sleep just to refresh your brain.

I wish my liver was behaving and other misbehaving body parts were working like they should.

[justmeinoz]

Granted.  Your body is 100% functional.  It is also so tired from all the dysfunction that it decides to sleep for a month.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

[A]

Granted. http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2SSGSOH454qsebw02gGQ53c6zPJ5--vrDSTj2TvuhKK3iEbPk3A

I wish I could numb my skin to epilate in peace.

[Lee]

Granted, but you get distracted and don't realize that you're now missing a good chunk of skin.

I wish I were graduated already.

[some ftm guy]

granted! you graduated 40 years ago.

i wish i had a million dollars

[Dante]

okay, they come in the mail tomorrow, but theyre all broken but you still have to pay for them

Man, this really did happen. The motherboard was broken and now I won't get it until after my winter break is over. 

i wish i had a million dollars

Granted, but the year is 3000 and one million dollars is worth the equivalent of 1 dollar today.

I wish my new computer's motherboard would arrive in the mail today.

[xAndrewx]

Granted! It arrives 5 minutes after someone knocks your computer onto the floor and destroys it.

I wish I could think of something to wish for

[LordKAT]

granted but the genie is all out of wish granting power no that you know.


I wish I could safely teleport wherever I needed to be at low or no cost.

[justmeinoz]

Granted, but unfortunately the Teleporter only works on humans, not clothes.

i wish I could work out what to buy with the $50 gift voucher I got for Christmas.

[pixiegirl]

Granted. However what you buy is exactly the same as whats in the box delivered as a late christmas present while you were out shopping with it.

I wish all cheeesy christmas music got erased from existence.

[Rock_chick]

granted, but it's now been replaced with something worse

i wish i had a secret volcano lair

[Dante]

Granted, but Dr. Evil comes and he wants it back.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Tuesday.

[some ftm guy]

granted, you never have to go to school ever again, you quit.

i wish the woman i like could have been with me over new years...or now and that she wasn't depressed..oh wait that's more than one wish damn.

[Glenn]

Granted and all is cool between you both

I wish (you )was an oscar myer wiener!