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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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April Dawne

#300
December 17, 2010, 11:38:57 PM
Granted, you have a job.... but it's a bank job and you end up arrested and spend 10-20 in penitentiary...

I wish my guy could be with me on New Year's Eve for 2011 =[

~*Don't wanna look without seeing*~

~*Don't wanna touch without feeling*~




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justmeinoz

#301
December 18, 2010, 05:40:04 AM
Granted. You spend New Year's Eve stuck in an elevator with him. And 14 religious maniacs.

I wish I could spend Christmas with my boyfriend at my family's dinner.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Flan

#302
December 18, 2010, 05:51:17 AM
granted, if you count mcdonalds as dinner.

I wish I was enrolled in med school...
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
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justmeinoz

#303
December 18, 2010, 06:04:41 AM
Granted, you are enrolled in a medical school in Albania. Unfortunately all instruction is in Albanian.

I wish my nose would stop bleeding so often lately.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Glenn

#304
December 18, 2010, 11:26:10 AM
Granted your nose stops bleeding and every thing is fine, except for small case of chapped lips.

I wish we could all find a way to make every ones wishes come true with out such dire consquences!
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April Dawne

#305
December 18, 2010, 12:25:30 PM
Granted, but then it's no longer fun and the thread dies, never to be resurrected.

I wish I wasn't always so tired.

~*Don't wanna look without seeing*~

~*Don't wanna touch without feeling*~




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LordKAT

#306
December 19, 2010, 01:38:01 AM
Granted, but after being awake and lively for a week you wish you could be tired and sleep just to refresh your brain.

I wish my liver was behaving and other misbehaving body parts were working like they should.
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justmeinoz

#307
December 19, 2010, 04:10:05 AM
Granted.  Your body is 100% functional.  It is also so tired from all the dysfunction that it decides to sleep for a month.

I wish I had a full head of hair.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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A

#308
December 19, 2010, 11:37:53 AM
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Lee

#309
December 30, 2010, 01:59:47 PM
Granted, but you get distracted and don't realize that you're now missing a good chunk of skin.

I wish I were graduated already.
Oh I'm a lucky man to count on both hands the ones I love

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http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/board,365.0.html
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some ftm guy

#310
December 30, 2010, 09:10:09 PM
granted! you graduated 40 years ago.

i wish i had a million dollars
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Dante

#311
December 31, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
Quote from: rexgsd on December 14, 2010, 08:57:58 PM
okay, they come in the mail tomorrow, but theyre all broken but you still have to pay for them :P

Man, this really did happen. The motherboard was broken and now I won't get it until after my winter break is over.  :'(

Quote from: Noah the brave-ish on December 30, 2010, 09:10:09 PM
i wish i had a million dollars

Granted, but the year is 3000 and one million dollars is worth the equivalent of 1 dollar today.

I wish my new computer's motherboard would arrive in the mail today.





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xAndrewx

#312
January 01, 2011, 01:06:59 AM
Granted! It arrives 5 minutes after someone knocks your computer onto the floor and destroys it.

I wish I could think of something to wish for
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LordKAT

#313
January 01, 2011, 01:39:27 AM
granted but the genie is all out of wish granting power no that you know.


I wish I could safely teleport wherever I needed to be at low or no cost.
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justmeinoz

#314
January 01, 2011, 05:08:26 AM
Granted, but unfortunately the Teleporter only works on humans, not clothes. :o

i wish I could work out what to buy with the $50 gift voucher I got for Christmas.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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pixiegirl

#315
January 01, 2011, 11:48:19 AM
Granted. However what you buy is exactly the same as whats in the box delivered as a late christmas present while you were out shopping with it.

I wish all cheeesy christmas music got erased from existence.
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Rock_chick

#316
January 01, 2011, 03:08:19 PM
granted, but it's now been replaced with something worse

i wish i had a secret volcano lair
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Dante

#317
January 01, 2011, 05:12:19 PM
Granted, but Dr. Evil comes and he wants it back.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Tuesday.





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some ftm guy

#318
January 01, 2011, 11:17:40 PM
granted, you never have to go to school ever again, you quit.

i wish the woman i like could have been with me over new years...or now and that she wasn't depressed..oh wait that's more than one wish damn.
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Glenn

#319
January 02, 2011, 02:21:39 AM
Granted and all is cool between you both

I wish (you )was an oscar myer wiener!
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