Corrupt-A-Wish

[Padma]

Granted: your boss pays you in chocolate money, you develop diabetes.

I wish my warping mill would arrive.

[justmeinoz]

Granted, your warping mill arrives, but is too big to get through the door.

I wish I knew what on earth a 'warping mill' was!

[NathanW]

Granted,but your boss pays you in fake money.
I wish I had more clothes.

[Dante]

Granted, your house is stuffed to the brim with clothes that don't fit you.

I wish I had a 3DS.

[Anon]

Granted, but you find it broken when you open the box. And you didn't keep the receipt. d:

I wish my neck wasn't so stiff.

[RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite]

Granted, but you find it broken when you open the box. And you didn't keep the receipt. d:

I wish my neck wasn't so stiff.

Granted: but now you need a neck brace all the time to hold up your head.

I wish I was a waitress.

[xxUltraModLadyxx]

granted, but you're a waitress at the texas roadhouse, and people throw peanut shells at you.

i wish my cat would shut up.

[Padma]

Granted: your cat becomes a ninja and disappears to Albuquerque*.

I wish my packing was finished.

*why not? It's fun to type. And a known hotbed of ninja activity.

PS: I wish I knew what on earth a 'warping mill' was!

[sigmafan]

Granted, but when you actually do get finished and moved, you actually forget some important, private stuff to you and it's left there for the new residents to see.

I wish that World Championship Wrestling was still alive to this date.

[Tesseract Allen]

Granted: but the wrestling uniforms have all been changed to Bozo the clown cosplays.

I wish my network hadn't blocked this site.

[RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite]

Granted: but the wrestling uniforms have all been changed to Bozo the clown cosplays.

I wish my network hadn't blocked this site.

Granted: every network server has been shut down and the internet is dead.

I wish my customers would stop throwing peanut shells at me.

[Tesseract Allen]

Granted: they now throw the entire nut instead.  Such a waste....

I wish I was lost three inches hight wise.

[xxUltraModLadyxx]

granted, but the modeling agent that would've booked you as a model now is not interested since you are too short.

i wish i wasn't so stressed out about having to get ready for a vacation.

[justmeinoz]

Granted. You are now on vacation and stressed about going back to work.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Alex37]

Granted.  The sun comes out, and you get a 3rd degree sunburn.

I wish I had more money.

[RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite]

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Granted.  The sun comes out, and you get a 3rd degree sunburn.

I wish I had more money.

Granted: you are one cent richer than when you asked.

I wish I was fluent in every lanuage that is and was ever spoken on earth.

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted, but the only thing you can say to people are sexual variations of the same phrase that involve their mothers.

I wish I could come up with more wishes that didn't involve junk food. T.T

[Tesseract Allen]

Granted: Now junk food doesn't exists, it's been replaced by Just Plain Garbage TM.

I wish I had enough money to get my HRT Refferal letter.

[sigmafan]

Granted:  But your provider won't pay for your meds and now you have to pay for your meds.

I wish I didn't have to worry about funding for college.

[Dante]

Granted, you get a full scholarship for clown college.

I wish I had a bigger bookshelf.