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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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Padma

#520
April 06, 2011, 03:05:39 AM
Granted: your boss pays you in chocolate money, you develop diabetes.

I wish my warping mill would arrive.
Womandrogyne™
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justmeinoz

#521
April 06, 2011, 07:44:33 AM
Granted, your warping mill arrives, but is too big to get through the door.

I wish I knew what on earth a 'warping mill' was!
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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NathanW

#522
April 06, 2011, 09:53:30 AM
Granted,but your boss pays you in fake money.
I wish I had more clothes.
'Are you a moron?'
'I'm More-winning!'
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Dante

#523
April 06, 2011, 05:30:16 PM
Granted, your house is stuffed to the brim with clothes that don't fit you.

I wish I had a 3DS.





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Anon

#524
April 07, 2011, 01:39:43 AM
Granted, but you find it broken when you open the box. And you didn't keep the receipt. d:

I wish my neck wasn't so stiff.
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RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite

#525
April 07, 2011, 01:53:51 AM
Quote from: funson on April 07, 2011, 01:39:43 AM
Granted, but you find it broken when you open the box. And you didn't keep the receipt. d:

I wish my neck wasn't so stiff.
Granted: but now you need a neck brace all the time to hold up your head.

I wish I was a waitress.
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xxUltraModLadyxx

#526
April 07, 2011, 02:06:20 AM
granted, but you're a waitress at the texas roadhouse, and people throw peanut shells at you.

i wish my cat would shut up.
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Padma

#527
April 07, 2011, 02:14:58 AM
Granted: your cat becomes a ninja and disappears to Albuquerque*.

I wish my packing was finished.

*why not? It's fun to type. And a known hotbed of ninja activity.

PS: I wish I knew what on earth a 'warping mill' was!

Womandrogyne™
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sigmafan

#528
April 07, 2011, 10:07:10 AM
Granted, but when you actually do get finished and moved, you actually forget some important, private stuff to you and it's left there for the new residents to see.

I wish that World Championship Wrestling was still alive to this date.
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Tesseract Allen

#529
April 08, 2011, 10:31:54 PM
Granted: but the wrestling uniforms have all been changed to Bozo the clown cosplays.

I wish my network hadn't blocked this site.
Twitter: Transmogrofied
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RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite

#530
April 08, 2011, 11:26:36 PM
Quote from: Tesseract Allen on April 08, 2011, 10:31:54 PM
Granted: but the wrestling uniforms have all been changed to Bozo the clown cosplays.

I wish my network hadn't blocked this site.
Granted: every network server has been shut down and the internet is dead.

I wish my customers would stop throwing peanut shells at me.
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Tesseract Allen

#531
April 08, 2011, 11:38:31 PM
Granted: they now throw the entire nut instead.  Such a waste.... :-\

I wish I was lost three inches hight wise.
Twitter: Transmogrofied
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xxUltraModLadyxx

#532
April 09, 2011, 12:28:42 AM
granted, but the modeling agent that would've booked you as a model now is not interested since you are too short.

i wish i wasn't so stressed out about having to get ready for a vacation.
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justmeinoz

#533
April 09, 2011, 07:21:20 AM
Granted. You are now on vacation and stressed about going back to work.

I wish it wasn't raining.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Alex37

#534
April 09, 2011, 10:43:37 AM
Granted.  The sun comes out, and you get a 3rd degree sunburn.

I wish I had more money.
If you're going through hell, keep going.   Winston Churchill
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RabbitsOfTheWorldUnite

#535
April 09, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
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Quote from: Alex37 on April 09, 2011, 10:43:37 AM
Granted.  The sun comes out, and you get a 3rd degree sunburn.

I wish I had more money.

Granted: you are one cent richer than when you asked.

I wish I was fluent in every lanuage that is and was ever spoken on earth.
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~RoadToTrista~

#536
April 09, 2011, 06:01:26 PM
Granted, but the only thing you can say to people are sexual variations of the same phrase that involve their mothers.

I wish I could come up with more wishes that didn't involve junk food. T.T
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Tesseract Allen

#537
April 09, 2011, 09:22:42 PM
Granted: Now junk food doesn't exists, it's been replaced by Just Plain Garbage TM.

I wish I had enough money to get my HRT Refferal letter.
Twitter: Transmogrofied
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sigmafan

#538
April 09, 2011, 11:10:47 PM
Granted:  But your provider won't pay for your meds and now you have to pay for your meds.

I wish I didn't have to worry about funding for college.
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Dante

#539
April 10, 2011, 12:07:29 AM
Granted, you get a full scholarship for clown college.

I wish I had a bigger bookshelf.





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