Corrupt-A-Wish

[April Dawne]

ROFLMFAO were you refering to what I think you were?

Why yes.... yes I was 

Granted; the Winter Fashion Parade lasted six hours and was such a smash that it was impossible for you to get in to see any of it.

I wish I had some pistachio ice cream.....

[V M]

Granted... You had some pistachio ice cream and now you want more

I wish this world didn't stress me out so much

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted, now instead of getting stressed out, your brain will just explode into little pieces.

I wish Bruce Lee magically came back to life and looked the same as he did 40 years ago. (Way of the Dragon is playing on TV right now, lolz)

[justmeinoz]

Granted, he also has to explain to the Police why he faked his own death, and where the insurance money went.  He gets 20 years!
I wish  there had been a few other transwomen at the dance party I attended.

[Tesseract Allen]

Granted, but all the music suddenly turns to what souns like random Yodeling through a tin can, then you find out someone blocked the doors with really heavy boxes.

I wish I had rocket boots.

[justmeinoz]

The music did sound like yodelling through a tin can! Total Rock and Roll bypass!

Granted, you have rocket boots and they embed you in the lounge room ceiling while you are showing off.
I wish I could get an avatar photo to upload! Help!!!

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted.



I wish I had a magical flying dolphin named Ralphy.

[justmeinoz]

Granted, you did. But he took one look at that and shot through.

I wish I was visible again.

[April Dawne]

Granted: you become visible only to realize it's just as bad as you feared, making you wish to be invisible again.

I wish I could find it in me to be positive again.

[Anon]

Granted, you put rays of sunshine and rainbows to shame. Unfortunately everyone else is so negative in comparison it brings you down again.

I wish I hadn't cried during my first therapy session.

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted, instead you vented by punching your therapist in the face.

I wish I was an international super spy bent on stopping baddies from blowing up the world.

[Lee]

Granted, but you are legally obligated to wear a bowtie everywhere.  This sounds cool until you realize how much of a pain it is to shower and sleep in one.

I wish for infinite wishes. 

[V M]

Granted... You now have infinite wishes... But now you feel overwhelmed and can't decide what to wish for

I wish power outages wouldn't occur just as I'm typing an email response

[April Dawne]

Granted: they now happen just as you are about to read your email.

I wish I had more motivation.

[Anon]

Granted, you're so motivated you solve every crisis in the world today. Then, without anything productive to do, you are bored to death.


I wish I had some gelato!

[justmeinoz]

Granted.  You have a double cone of Anchovy and Broccoli flavour. Enjoy!

I wish the Health Insurance agent hadn't stuffed up and put my Mother's name instead of my new name on my membership, meaning I have to go and see them again!

[A]

Granted. They put your father's name instead. Happy birthday.

I wish I would have the incredible luck to have noticeable bone changes with HRT.

[Jo]

Granted, too bad those bones were in your ears. And yes, they are very noticeable.

I wish that there was no such thing as illness.

[Lee]

Granted, the word disappears and suddenly people have no idea what's wrong with them or how to fix it.

I wish we had the chance to buy tickets for the last shuttle launch.

[SarahM777]

Granted  You are given the chance to buy unused tickets for the last shuttle launch but it is 6 years after the fact and you can only bid for them on Ebay.


I wish i could find a way to slow down my hyper active kitten