Quote from: HonestReflections on June 07, 2011, 05:16:34 AM
ROFLMFAO were you refering to what I think you were?

Why yes.... yes I was 

Granted; the Winter Fashion Parade lasted six hours and was such a smash that it was impossible for you to get in to see any of it.

I wish I had some pistachio ice cream.....

Granted... You had some pistachio ice cream and now you want more

I wish this world didn't stress me out so much

Granted, now instead of getting stressed out, your brain will just explode into little pieces.

I wish Bruce Lee magically came back to life and looked the same as he did 40 years ago. (Way of the Dragon is playing on TV right now, lolz)

Granted, he also has to explain to the Police why he faked his own death, and where the insurance money went.  He gets 20 years!
I wish  there had been a few other transwomen at the dance party I attended.

Granted, but all the music suddenly turns to what souns like random Yodeling through a tin can, then you find out someone blocked the doors with really heavy boxes.

I wish I had rocket boots.

The music did sound like yodelling through a tin can! Total Rock and Roll bypass!

Granted, you have rocket boots and they embed you in the lounge room ceiling while you are showing off.
I wish I could get an avatar photo to upload! Help!!!

Granted.



I wish I had a magical flying dolphin named Ralphy.

Granted, you did. But he took one look at that and shot through.

I wish I was visible again.

Granted: you become visible only to realize it's just as bad as you feared, making you wish to be invisible again.

I wish I could find it in me to be positive again.

Granted, you put rays of sunshine and rainbows to shame. Unfortunately everyone else is so negative in comparison it brings you down again.

I wish I hadn't cried during my first therapy session.

Granted, instead you vented by punching your therapist in the face.

I wish I was an international super spy bent on stopping baddies from blowing up the world.

Granted, but you are legally obligated to wear a bowtie everywhere.  This sounds cool until you realize how much of a pain it is to shower and sleep in one.

I wish for infinite wishes. 

Granted... You now have infinite wishes... But now you feel overwhelmed and can't decide what to wish for

I wish power outages wouldn't occur just as I'm typing an email response

Granted: they now happen just as you are about to read your email.

I wish I had more motivation.

Granted, you're so motivated you solve every crisis in the world today. Then, without anything productive to do, you are bored to death.


I wish I had some gelato!

Granted.  You have a double cone of Anchovy and Broccoli flavour. Enjoy!

I wish the Health Insurance agent hadn't stuffed up and put my Mother's name instead of my new name on my membership, meaning I have to go and see them again!

Granted. They put your father's name instead. Happy birthday.

I wish I would have the incredible luck to have noticeable bone changes with HRT.

Granted, too bad those bones were in your ears. And yes, they are very noticeable.

I wish that there was no such thing as illness.

Granted, the word disappears and suddenly people have no idea what's wrong with them or how to fix it.

I wish we had the chance to buy tickets for the last shuttle launch.

Granted  You are given the chance to buy unused tickets for the last shuttle launch but it is 6 years after the fact and you can only bid for them on Ebay.


I wish i could find a way to slow down my hyper active kitten