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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
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Quote from: Lee on January 10, 2012, 02:54:40 AMGranted. The ice cream truck comes down your street, but you have to fight your way through a mob of 7 year olds to get to it. You return victoriously with ice cream but missing several fingers and a shoe.d I wish my graphics card didn't get sad when I try to run Portal 2.
Quote from: Lee on January 10, 2012, 03:17:24 AMGranted but now you can only see things in hindsight.I wish my knee were healed.
Quote from: Malachite on January 10, 2012, 03:22:26 AMI wish I had a punching bag with gloves.
Quote from: Logan Erik on January 10, 2012, 09:20:23 PMGranted. You are eight feet tall. You can't fit in cars, you can't sit in furniture, you can't walk in buildings, and your limbs are so long you have lousy circulation and joint problems.I wish I had more energy.
Quote from: Malachite on January 10, 2012, 09:34:14 PMI wish I was a professional MMA fighter.
Quote from: Dante on January 11, 2012, 12:07:04 AMGranted. Your taste buds, however, always make raspberries taste like strawberries.I wish I had my own apartment.
Quote from: NikorNiki on January 11, 2012, 02:39:29 AMGranted! But your CPU can't handle the data transfer rates and melts.I wish that extreme right wing Christians would be afflicted with true empathy.
Quote from: April Dawne on January 11, 2012, 07:57:48 AMGranted, you now have big strong muscles -- in your fingers and toes. The rest of your body is the same. At least you can open those pickle jars with ease.I wish my cell would stop freezing and acting so random since the recent update.