Bad Jokes

dalebert · January 05, 2013, 02:54:08 PM

Quote from: LilDevilOfPrada on January 05, 2013, 06:02:16 AM
Yay for nerds!

This place is a total nerd-fest. Must be why I like it so much.

dalebert · January 06, 2013, 09:59:45 AM

Someone actually went to all this trouble to invent a complicated device, all for a bad joke!

http://scott.j38.net/interactive/beetbox/

Ms. OBrien CVT · January 06, 2013, 10:08:24 AM

Anna++ · January 06, 2013, 05:46:17 PM

Some words to live by: if at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you!

Cindy · January 06, 2013, 06:03:38 PM

Quote from: Ms. OBrien on January 06, 2013, 10:08:24 AM

Love it just put it on my Dept notice board.

Devlyn · January 06, 2013, 06:08:52 PM

Explains why I've been branded in so many crazy spots.

Kevin Peña · January 06, 2013, 07:40:12 PM

I was talking to an American today...

Him - "Soccer sucks."
Me- "You're just jealous that your team sucks. Maybe I should call Ghana to talk some sense into you."

Oh SNAP!

__________________________________________________________________________________________

My sister - "Jealousy is conditional. For example, if you see Brad Pitt with two hot girls, you won't think much of it. However, if you see some short, stubby guy with two hot girls, then you'll be mad."

Me- "What can I say? He may be short, but his pockets sure ain't!

dalebert · January 07, 2013, 01:29:15 PM

LilDevilOfPrada · January 07, 2013, 01:42:44 PM

Kevin Peña · January 07, 2013, 03:16:22 PM

Quote from: dalebert on January 07, 2013, 01:29:15 PM

I would've given it back. $:-\$

Shawn Sunshine · January 07, 2013, 03:23:35 PM

What Jabba The Hutt's brother that played golf?

Incarnadine · January 08, 2013, 08:48:18 AM

This just in!

Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!

Apparently he died while flying over Barcelona after having been struck by a flock of wild geese and a 747.

Eye-witnesses report, however, that the Reindeer in Spain was killed Mainly by the Plane!

hazel · January 08, 2013, 08:58:22 AM

Quote from: Incarnadine on January 08, 2013, 08:48:18 AM
This just in!

Rudolph the Reindeer is dead!

Apparently he died while flying over Barcelona after having been struck by a flock of wild geese and a 747.

Eye-witnesses report, however, that the Reindeer in Spain was killed Mainly by the Plane!

10000 points to Incarnadine okay we'll be right back after this!