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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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Emily Aster

#940
February 16, 2013, 09:41:59 PM
Quote from: DianaP on February 16, 2013, 04:43:59 PM
I almost peed laughing!  :laugh:



My calculus is rusty, but I think that math is wrong. When you take it to the power of n, I think you need to do it for the whole part, so instead of d/dx f(u)^n, I think it needs to be (d/dx f(u))^n, which of course makes the integration not produce the same final result.
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Kevin Peña

#941
February 16, 2013, 09:54:07 PM
Most math memes are off. That's why it's on mathfail.com. It was an intentional error that would go without being noticed unless you look at it hard. No need to ruin it.  :P


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Emily Aster

#942
February 16, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
Lol that was a good one.

And on the last one, now you see why I chose an anti-social career field. I get so caught up in the details that people start veering away from me.
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Kevin Peña

#943
February 16, 2013, 10:31:39 PM
Quote from: Emily Elizabeth on February 16, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
And on the last one, now you see why I chose an anti-social career field. I get so caught up in the details that people start veering away from me.

For future reference:  :P = Me being facetious.
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Kevin Peña

#945
February 19, 2013, 08:58:21 PM Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 10:16:46 PM by DianaP
How do you call someone to fix your computer? Send him a techs message.
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Anna++

#946
February 19, 2013, 10:16:12 PM
Quote from: DianaP on February 19, 2013, 08:58:21 PM
How do you call someone to fix your computer. Send him a techs message.

I also take email :P
Sometimes I blog things

Of course I'm sane.  When trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.
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Kevin Peña

#947
February 19, 2013, 10:18:20 PM
But that's not funny.  :P

How many Sinister Six members does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6. 4 to hold down electro and 1 to screw the light bulb into his mouth.
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Anna++

#948
February 20, 2013, 06:18:38 AM
Quote from: DianaP on February 19, 2013, 10:18:20 PM
But that's not funny.  :P

I thought it was... it was funny in my head!


I'm out to a couple of my friends now, and one was asking about children.  I explained to him the options available to us, and then threw in "or I could get a bunch of cats!" which got the reply "Oh no!  You're going to become a crazy cat lady!" :laugh:
Sometimes I blog things

Of course I'm sane.  When trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#950
February 21, 2013, 03:43:49 PM

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Cindy

#951
February 22, 2013, 12:56:06 AM
I'll force my self to laugh!
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xhorrorglam

#952
February 22, 2013, 04:03:07 AM
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Kevin Peña

#954
February 22, 2013, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: dalebert on February 21, 2013, 03:29:31 PM


Well, it seems like that joke FORCED a lot of attention. Badum tsh! :P
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Jayne

#955
February 23, 2013, 12:29:14 AM
patient:Doc, i want you to implant a penguin in my right arm & a penguin in my left arm

Doctor: why do you want a penguin in both arms?

patient:cause i wold look stupid with a penguin in only one arm!
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Jamie D

#957
February 23, 2013, 07:10:00 PM Last Edit: February 24, 2013, 02:28:56 AM by Pleasingly Plump Jamie D
Q - Do you know why the animals in the zoo don't play cards?

A - Too many cheetahs.
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Kevin Peña

#958
February 23, 2013, 07:52:07 PM
Where do suburban lions live? On Mane Street.  :laugh:
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Kevin Peña

#959
February 23, 2013, 09:46:38 PM Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 07:03:48 PM by DianaP
Hooters doesn't give waitresses job applications. The manager gives them bras.

"Here, fill this out."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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