Quote from: DianaP on February 16, 2013, 04:43:59 PM
I almost peed laughing! 

My calculus is rusty, but I think that math is wrong. When you take it to the power of n, I think you need to do it for the whole part, so instead of d/dx f(u)^n, I think it needs to be (d/dx f(u))^n, which of course makes the integration not produce the same final result.

Most math memes are off. That's why it's on mathfail.com. It was an intentional error that would go without being noticed unless you look at it hard. No need to ruin it. 

Lol that was a good one.

And on the last one, now you see why I chose an anti-social career field. I get so caught up in the details that people start veering away from me.

Quote from: Emily Elizabeth on February 16, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
And on the last one, now you see why I chose an anti-social career field. I get so caught up in the details that people start veering away from me.

For future reference:  = Me being facetious.

How do you call someone to fix your computer? Send him a techs message.

Quote from: DianaP on February 19, 2013, 08:58:21 PM
How do you call someone to fix your computer. Send him a techs message.

I also take email

But that's not funny. 

How many Sinister Six members does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6. 4 to hold down electro and 1 to screw the light bulb into his mouth.

Quote from: DianaP on February 19, 2013, 10:18:20 PM
But that's not funny. 

I thought it was... it was funny in my head!


I'm out to a couple of my friends now, and one was asking about children.  I explained to him the options available to us, and then threw in "or I could get a bunch of cats!" which got the reply "Oh no!  You're going to become a crazy cat lady!"

I'll force my self to laugh!

Quote from: dalebert on February 21, 2013, 03:29:31 PM

Yes YES YESSSS!!!!
love this!

Quote from: dalebert on February 21, 2013, 03:29:31 PM

That was awesome

Quote from: dalebert on February 21, 2013, 03:29:31 PM

Well, it seems like that joke FORCED a lot of attention. Badum tsh!

patient:Doc, i want you to implant a penguin in my right arm & a penguin in my left arm

Doctor: why do you want a penguin in both arms?

patient:cause i wold look stupid with a penguin in only one arm!

Quote from: dalebert on February 21, 2013, 03:29:31 PM

In keeping with the star wars theme

Q - Do you know why the animals in the zoo don't play cards?

A - Too many cheetahs.

Where do suburban lions live? On Mane Street. 

Hooters doesn't give waitresses job applications. The manager gives them bras.

"Here, fill this out."