Bad Jokes

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

You reminded me of one! You may only get this if you live in the North.

Oh Yuck.   Dalebert, you're such a guy.

[dalebert]

Dalebert, you're such a guy.

I apologize.

[Sly]

Say this one out loud.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear.

[dalebert]

[Constance]

If multiple horses form a circle, are they considered to be equine-distant from the center?

[Jayne]

A long suffering wife told her husband one day that she was leaving him due to his obsession with Star Wars.

His response was (wait for it. . . . ) May divorce be with you

It's the way I tell 'em. . . . . .badly

[dalebert]

What's green and slimey and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

[Kevin Peña]

If pro is the opposite of con, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress? Oh snap!

[dalebert]

[Kristyn74]

Little Johnny was in the back yard,digging a hole.His next door neghbour heard something was happening and popped his head over to see."whats that hole your digging there Johnny?"he asked.
"My goldfish died"replied Johnny
"But why are you digging such a big hole?"
"Because YOUR CAT ATE IT!"

[Cindy]

Psychiatrist: What makes you think you have an inferiority complex?
Patient: Who am I to tell you that?

[Jamie D]

I heard Mitt Romney is in trouble with his Mormon church.

Apparent they found out he smoked Obama during the debate. 

[V M]

A man awoke one morning to a strange sound, when he looked out the window he noticed a native dancing in his neighbor's yard and chanting... Hi!!! Yayaya! Hi!!! Yayaya!

Curious, he slowly crept over to get closer look... Closer and closer he crept while the native continued to chant...
Hi!!! Yayaya! Hi!!! Yayaya!

Soon he was just about within arms reach when the native suddenly turn turned and said...

How ya doin'?

[Kevin Peña]

I heard Mitt Romney is in trouble with his Mormon church.

Apparent they found out he smoked Obama during the debate. 

The real joke are those two candidates. I did some sleuthing and fact-checked the crap out of those two.... They both lied, but it turns out that Obama is the lesser of two evils, so oh well...

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

I heard Mitt Romney is in trouble with his Mormon church.

Apparent they found out he smoked Obama during the debate. 

I wonder if Romnut was wearing his magic undies during the debate.

[Kevin Peña]

What do you call it when a plant develops pictures? Photosynthesis! 

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

For the neigh sayers.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

How do you eat an elephant?

One bite at a time.

[dalebert]

How do you eat an elephant?

Now see... my mind went somewhere dirty with that. I'll have to save that for a more appropriate forum. *ahem*