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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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dalebert

#660
November 25, 2012, 10:18:15 PM
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dalebert

#661
November 25, 2012, 10:44:07 PM
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dalebert

#662
November 27, 2012, 03:49:37 PM
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Cindy

#663
November 27, 2012, 03:58:26 PM
A bunch of ostriches was startled by some strange noises that were coming from a nearby woods. "Quick, hide!" shouted one of them. So they all instinctively buried their heads in the sand.

     After a few seconds, another ostrich came stumbling out of the woods, looked around, and said, "Hey, where is everybody?"
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dalebert

#664
December 03, 2012, 03:20:25 PM
Give it a moment...

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Kevin Peña

#665
December 03, 2012, 03:22:02 PM
2 rhinos were in math class, and one whispered to the other, "I don't get this; can you give me some pointers?"  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Jenny07

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December 04, 2012, 02:47:20 AM Last Edit: December 05, 2012, 02:39:53 AM by Jenny07
During WW2 the British develop a deadly joke that could kill at 50 yards,
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The Germans attempt a counter-joke

My dog's has no nose.
How does it smell?
Awful.
So long and thanks for all the fish
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dalebert

#667
December 05, 2012, 10:49:11 AM
Quote from: Jenny07 on December 04, 2012, 02:47:20 AM
During WW2 the British develop a deadly joke that could kill at 50 yards,
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The Germans attempt a counter-joke

My dog's has no nose.
How does it smell?
Awful.

Extra brownie points for a Monty Python reference! They are the experts at making bad jokes funny.
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dalebert

#668
December 05, 2012, 02:54:05 PM


I know, it's just awful! Don't hate me!
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dalebert

#669
December 05, 2012, 02:54:33 PM
Quote from: dalebert on December 05, 2012, 02:54:05 PM
I know, it's just awful! Don't hate me!

Too soon?
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#670
December 05, 2012, 03:53:19 PM
What is on a dog's house?  A roof.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Kevin Peña

#671
December 05, 2012, 03:57:08 PM
What do you call it when someone floods your e-mail with Shakespeare? Spamlet!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Beth Andrea

#672
December 05, 2012, 03:59:10 PM
Quote from: dalebert on December 05, 2012, 02:54:33 PM
Too soon?

I found it to be hilarious!
:)

...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Ms. OBrien CVT

#673
December 05, 2012, 04:05:56 PM
What do you find on a dogwood tree?  Bark.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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Kevin Peña

#674
December 05, 2012, 04:33:52 PM
No one in my class wants to buy the senior t-shirt, so my English teacher told us that we needed to find our school spirit, after which the following exchange occurred.

Me- "I'll call Scooby."
(Class laughs)
Teacher- "My 5-year-old niece makes better jokes."
(Class goes "oooooh")
Me- "Excuse me for providing a witty, snappy retort in an English class."
Teacher- "That wasn't exactly a witty, snappy retort."
Me- "Um, I'm pretty sure that describing something as a 'witty, snappy retort' automatically qualifies it as a witty, snappy retort."
(Class laughs)
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dalebert

#675
December 06, 2012, 10:53:23 AM
For the STP folks.

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Beth Andrea

#676
December 06, 2012, 11:02:58 AM
Quote from: dalebert on December 06, 2012, 10:53:23 AM
For the STP folks.



For men EVERYWHERE.

;-)

(The irony is that if you're reading the sign, you're not aiming...)
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#677
December 06, 2012, 11:26:16 AM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 06, 2012, 11:02:58 AM
(The irony is that if you're reading the sign, you're not aiming...)

LOLed!
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DeeperThanSwords

#678
December 06, 2012, 11:42:00 AM
How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.
"Fear cuts deeper than swords."
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dalebert

#679
December 06, 2012, 11:50:58 AM
Prolly doesn't qualify as a joke technically, since this was a 4 rlz ad.


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