Two players named Bob and Joe from the UGA football team are walking down the sidewalk when Bob suddenly stops and asks "What's that up ahead? Take a closer look."
Joe walks up and says "It looks like a pile of dog mess."
Bob says, "Sniff it."
"What? Why?"
"Just sniff it."
Joe sniffs it and scrunches up his face in disgust.
"What does it smell like?" asks Bob.
"Smells like dog mess."
"Touch it," says Bob.
"I'm not touching it!"
"Just see what it feels like for crying out loud."
Joe sighs and sticks his finger in it. "It feels like dog mess."
"Taste it."
"Why in the world do you want me to taste it?" asks Joe.
"Oh, don't be a baby!"
Refusing to allow his manhood to be challenged, Joe sticks his finger in it again and gets a little and touches it to his tongue. He gags, spits, and wretches a couple of times before vomiting on the sidewalk. "Oh, my God, that was the most awful thing ever. So disgusting!"
"What did it taste like?"
"Well not that I've ever tasted any but I guess it tastes like dog mess!"
"Good thing," says Bob.
"How in the Hell is it a good thing?"
"Good thing we didn't step in it."
