Bad Jokes

[V M]

EVIL MOUSE

[dalebert]

You just jumped on the BANNEDwagon!

[dalebert]

And Amelia Pond is using up all the BANNEDWIDTH.

[Amelia Pond]

If you keep using Devlyn's quotes, there will be no more room for other bad jokes in this thread.

[Renee]

Why did the hermit crab cross the road?





Cause this side was getting just a little too crowded for its comfort.

[dalebert]

[dalebert]

[Devlyn]

Oh, wow! I had no idea I was getting (dis) honorable mentions in the bad joke thread! Does this mean I get flowers or rotten vegetables?

[Amelia Pond]

Does this mean I get flowers or rotten vegetables?

Yes


Amy

[dalebert]

Oh, wow! I had no idea I was getting (dis) honorable mentions in the bad joke thread! Does this mean I get flowers or rotten vegetables?

I commend the jokes and reposting them was intended as flattery. However, I still have to offer the constructive criticism of phrasing your puns in the proper format, e.g. "Ameila is BANNED for using up all the BANNEDWIDTH of the 'You've been BANNED' thread."

[Amelia Pond]

I commend the jokes and reposting them was intended as flattery. However, I still have to offer the constructive criticism of phrasing your puns in the proper format, e.g. "Ameila is BANNED for using up all the BANNEDWIDTH of the 'You've been BANNED' thread."

Why is it always "Amelia is BANNED?" 

Amy

[dalebert]

Why is it always "Amelia is BANNED?" 

Because you're always the most recent post. That's the format.

[Amelia Pond]

Because you're always the most recent post. That's the format.

Touché


Amy

[Cindy]

The Australian Federal Election

[dalebert]

The Australian Federal Election

I feel pretty ignorant but that I would almost certainly find it hilarious if I did know.

Americans are generally pretty ignorant of anything happening outside this country, but in our defense, our government and mainstream media work really hard to keep us that way.

[Danielle Emmalee]

I feel pretty ignorant but that I would almost certainly find it hilarious if I did know.

Americans are generally pretty ignorant of anything happening outside this country, but in our defense, our government and mainstream media work really hard to keep us that way.

They have compulsory voting, so I'm guessing it has something to do with idiots who stay ignorant about politics but end up voting anyways because they have to.  Voting for the person with the best name or something equally as ridiculous.

[Devlyn]

They have compulsory voting, so I'm guessing it has something to do with idiots who stay ignorant about politics but end up voting anyways because they have to.  Voting for the person with the best name or something equally as ridiculous.

Um, how many write-in votes does Mickey Mouse get each election?

[Beth Andrea]

Um, how many write-in votes does Mickey Mouse get each election?

I wouldn't vote for him...he's evil!

[V M]

Um, how many write-in votes does Mickey Mouse get each election?

I hear that Santa Claus gets quite a few also

[dalebert]