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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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Danielle Emmalee

#1260
September 07, 2013, 02:56:57 AM
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Jenny07

#1261
September 07, 2013, 02:59:30 AM
Good one Cindy.

The best Joke yet on this post!

It's over now, voted early today.
So long and thanks for all the fish
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Beth Andrea

#1262
September 07, 2013, 03:10:25 AM
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Danielle Emmalee

#1263
September 07, 2013, 03:19:15 AM
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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dalebert

#1264
September 07, 2013, 07:32:13 AM
Quote from: Alice Danielle on September 07, 2013, 02:56:57 AM
anyone care to explain?

That's proof it's a bad joke. :)
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Amelia Pond

#1265
September 08, 2013, 08:43:00 AM
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dalebert

#1267
September 08, 2013, 10:56:23 AM
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Beth Andrea

#1268
September 08, 2013, 12:47:08 PM
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Confused_Katie

#1269
September 08, 2013, 01:59:54 PM
I have a sneaky suspicion that some of you people are ->-bleeped-<-ors *cough*dalebert*cough*

So my bad joke! (more like nerdy joke)

A noble gas walks into a bar. The bar tender says "We don't serve your kind here. Get out."
He didn't react.

BA DUM CHHHHH
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big kim

#1270
September 08, 2013, 04:33:52 PM
"Waiter have you got frog's legs?"
"Yes Miss"
"Well hop behind the counter and bring me a cheese sandwich"
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Amelia Pond

#1271
September 08, 2013, 04:37:47 PM
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Mariax

#1272
September 08, 2013, 10:18:57 PM
That inspired me.

A Dalek rolls into a bar. The bartender notices it and say, "Hey, get outta here. We don't serve daleks of you!"

(I am so, so sorry.)
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Amelia Pond

#1273
September 09, 2013, 07:37:25 AM
Quote from: Mariax on September 08, 2013, 10:18:57 PM
That inspired me.

A Dalek rolls into a bar. The bartender notices it and say, "Hey, get outta here. We don't serve daleks of you!"

(I am so, so sorry.)
Your apology was the best part.  :laugh: :P

Amy
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dalebert

#1274
September 09, 2013, 08:38:16 AM
You know it's a BAD joke when you feel the need to apologize for it.
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dalebert

#1275
September 09, 2013, 09:13:03 AM
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dalebert

#1276
September 09, 2013, 09:25:57 AM
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dalebert

#1277
September 09, 2013, 03:13:34 PM
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dalebert

#1278
September 09, 2013, 04:01:36 PM
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Amelia Pond

#1279
September 09, 2013, 07:29:05 PM
This was funnier in February.

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