A man walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke
The bar tender cuts an apple and hands it to him
The man looks confussed and says that he wanted a rum and coke not an apple
The bartender convinces him to try it, so he does and to his surprise it tastes just like a rum and coke.
The bartender slices another apple and gives it to the man and he takes a bite and finds that it tastes just like a pinacolada.
The man says to the bartender, if you could get an apple to taste just like a pussy, then you'd really have something.
The bartender brings up another apple and slices it and hands it to the man and says try this.
So the man takes a bit and says "Blah." That tastes just like an ass!"
"Oh sorry, wrong side. Turn it over," the bartender says.
