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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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Beth Andrea

#1660
November 19, 2013, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: dalebert on November 19, 2013, 02:13:39 PM
What would top it off is if he were holding the Glaive from Krull instead of a light saber.



That looks more dangerous to the user than to the opponent...ahh, fiction writers...where everything works as planned.

Never heard of my good friend Murphy, or his cousin, Snafu...

;)
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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LordKAT

#1661
November 19, 2013, 05:31:56 PM
Beth, the blades are sheathed until he shakes them out.
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Devlyn

#1662
November 19, 2013, 05:33:30 PM
Yeah, then you hurt yourself!
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Danielle Emmalee

#1663
November 19, 2013, 08:20:19 PM



If you have trouble viewing this here, here's the original site:

http://themetapicture.com/things-are-somehow-different-in-canada/
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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LordKAT

#1664
November 19, 2013, 08:37:06 PM
All I see is  a white rectangle.
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Danielle Emmalee

#1665
November 19, 2013, 08:40:24 PM
Dang it....it was there when I posted it.  Oh well.  Here's the site:

http://themetapicture.com/things-are-somehow-different-in-canada/
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Beth Andrea

#1666
November 19, 2013, 09:27:08 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on November 19, 2013, 08:37:06 PM
All I see is  a white rectangle.

Click on it? It worked for me.

Excuse me, I'm sorry. Excusez-moi, je suis <<sorry>>.

;)
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Danielle Emmalee

#1667
November 19, 2013, 09:29:18 PM
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 19, 2013, 09:27:08 PM
Click on it? It worked for me.

I'm sorry.

;)

No I'm sorry, I posted it and I'm getting the white rectangle too. 
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Jill F

#1668
November 19, 2013, 09:55:19 PM
If they call us trannies, can we call them cissies?
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Beth Andrea

#1669
November 19, 2013, 10:04:31 PM
Quote from: Jill F on November 19, 2013, 09:55:19 PM
If they call us trannies, can we call them cissies?

Oh my...that's bad...sooooo baaaad.

;D
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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dalebert

#1670
November 19, 2013, 10:28:52 PM
Do-it-yourself luxury cat

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Shaina

#1671
November 20, 2013, 03:33:43 AM
Quote from: Orange Creamsicle on November 19, 2013, 09:29:18 PM
No I'm sorry, I posted it and I'm getting the white rectangle too.

I thought that was the joke because every time I clicked on it, the hit rectangle got smaller. Made me chuckle anyways!  :D
I was a child and she was a child   
    In this kingdom by the sea:   
But we loved with a love that was more than love—
    I and my Annabel Lee
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Emily.T

#1672
November 20, 2013, 05:16:13 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road

To see his flat mate


Emily.T xx
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dalebert

#1673
November 20, 2013, 10:56:16 AM
Quote from: Emily.T on November 20, 2013, 05:16:13 AM
To see his flat mate

More Brits will get this than Americans. :)
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MadeleineG

#1674
November 21, 2013, 07:46:57 AM Last Edit: November 21, 2013, 08:23:00 AM by V M
Quote from: Joules on November 20, 2013, 06:50:55 PM


Unless you're craving roof rabbit ::)

Urban Dictionary

1. roof rabbit
Cat, skinned and beheaded and passed off as a rabbit meat for human consumption.
During WWII many Londoners ate what they thought was rabbit, but it was roof rabbit.
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dalebert

#1675
November 21, 2013, 10:05:04 AM
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dalebert

#1676
November 21, 2013, 12:59:24 PM
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
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dalebert

#1677
November 21, 2013, 01:06:54 PM
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dalebert

#1678
November 22, 2013, 04:20:56 PM
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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JillSter

#1679
November 23, 2013, 08:58:17 PM
I saw a man in the street who had an orange for a head.

I stopped him and asked him, "sorry to draw attention to it, but I have to ask. Why do you have an orange for a head?"

The man explained that he had found a lamp and, when he rubbed it, a genie popped out and gave him three wishes.

"For the first wish I asked for a million dollars. Then for my second wish, I asked for the perfect girlfriend."

Confused, I asked what he had requested for his third wish.

"I wished for an orange for a head."



I don't know why, but that joke made me laugh so hard I seriously almost passed out! :laugh:

My sides hurt.
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