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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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dalebert


dalebert


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HRT on and off since January 20, 2014
Diagnosed with GD: March 2018

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930310

HRT on and off since January 20, 2014
Diagnosed with GD: March 2018

https://www.youtube.com/user/930310
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dalebert

Quote from: Nikko on January 29, 2014, 04:33:27 PM
Am I terrible for laughing?  :D

Yes. And welcome to the terrible club!

dalebert


dalebert

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx


Kittenswithmittens

"She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through, then passed right by - and never knew."
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Kittenswithmittens

Quote from: dalebert on January 29, 2014, 11:28:57 PM
*url to pickup line vid*

Speaking of pickup lines.. the one I do the most is:

Did it hurt?

- ???

When you fell down from heaven?

- Aaaw

... because your face looks smashed.
"She had blue skin, and so did he. He kept it hid, and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life through, then passed right by - and never knew."
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MadeleineG

Quote from: dalebert on January 30, 2014, 01:04:47 PM
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
-Groucho
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dalebert



dalebert

Now I know why I still don't have a boyfriend.


dalebert


dalebert


dalebert


930310

Keep them coming! Many of these are new to me. :)
HRT on and off since January 20, 2014
Diagnosed with GD: March 2018

https://www.youtube.com/user/930310
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dalebert

A fair chunk of these are from ->-bleeped-<- but I'm finding some gems on Diaspora.


dalebert