Hi all, Jill here.
As most of you can probably tell, I have a thing for making up silly self-explanatory words as I go along.
Examples:
Backne
Hairaeola
Jillax
Drunkle
Snarkasm
Boregasm
Anyone else have a goofy sense of humor and a thing for word play? I'd love to hear your invented words.
I am too busy laughing now to remember my name! :laugh: You kill me Jill! ;D
Dysphorgasm
You had me at 'boregasm"! :laugh:
You asked for it.
Panthers
Pant hers
Pants her
her pants? This KAT reads things in different ways everytime I run the word over.
When I was done, I kept wondering what that stupid black cat was doing with her pants. After which the whole series started again.
OK, my job has no intellectual stimulation and so my mind wanders on the little known or unknown by ways.
I do anagrams too...
An anagram of my chosen name is "gorilla snifter"
An anagram of my given name is "Mr. Wet Orgy Organ"
One way I arrived at my chosen name was deriving it from my given name. G------ -illia- ------n
Now who wants to play Scrabble? >:-)
Making queso fundido I declared, "Braise Cheeses!"
gregory william torman. IDK
Vagitarian
Transgenda = your transition agenda...
Vuja Day- When you think you've had this entire day before.
Cliterature- Erotica for women
Maskuline - pretending to be something you're not.
Quote from: Sephirah on February 05, 2014, 02:53:00 PM
Maskuline - pretending to be something you're not.
Love it!!!
Crackula- Someone who sleeps all day and smokes cocaine all night, or my idiot nephew.
Funderwear - my new ones have animal prints.
Femullet- it's a hairdon't.
Testrogen- when you experiment with a low dose to see if it's going to be right for you.
Ronnie James Dildo- anything under 5 inches long \m/
Everlastink - The brand of cologne seemingly used by some guys on a night out. So overpowering it makes you gag and where it seems that rather than applying a little, they've decided to go for a three mile swim in a lake of the stuff.
Bartifact- something you pilfered from a pub
Guitartifact- when you realize your guitar was previously owned by a rock star
Oscar buzz- the reason that most of Hollywood was hung over on Monday
Randomice - The abnormally wintry weather one Sunday in the middle of Summer.
Splatula - The kitchen utensil used for annihilating spiders.
Militent - The Armed Forces brand of choice for outdoor survival equipment.
Quote from: Sephirah on March 05, 2014, 09:55:16 PM
Splatula - The kitchen utensil used for annihilating spiders.
My wife and I are still snickering. OMG do we hate spiders!
Mustrash- what you get on your upper lip after electrolysis
Freebass- what you get when you have an endorsement deal or an uncle that didn't learn to play it.
Snarkolepsy - Suffering from spontaneous and uncontrollable outbursts of sarcasm.
Borderlime- one that is almost too rotten to squeeze into a margarita.
Doofi- plural of doofus.
Fishues- when you realize the piece you have is full of tiny bones.
Ad homonym- a logical fallacy in which a person is attacked with a bad pun.
Tater crater- the well in your mashed potatoes where the gravy goes.
Mmmm... graaavy...
OK, it's official. I'm fungry.
Fungry- F***ing hungry.
Cashtrated- When you have spent all your money on an orchiectomy.
Ingnoranus- When you are both stupid and an a*hole.
Assquatch- Someone who has too much butt hair.
Quote from: Jill F on March 13, 2014, 04:52:24 PM
Assquatch- Someone who has too much butt hair.
See "hairriere"?
Snarkophagus- what they will undoubtedly bury me in.
Quote from: Sephirah on March 13, 2014, 06:13:42 PM
Lol, either that or "Mustush"
Comme on dit en Francais, je snicker.
Rocktopus- someone who can play several instruments at the same time.
Quote from: Jill F on March 13, 2014, 07:31:42 PM
Rocktopus- someone who can play several instruments at the same time.
And has been spotted in the ocean doing the backing music for the mysterious keening, sorrowful cry of the Blue Wail. Before a ship, armed with lots of Britney Spears comes along and kills the poor thing for its blubbering.
Assket- Those tissue thingies they have in public restrooms so your butt doesn't have to touch the icky seat.
Quote from: Jill F on March 14, 2014, 07:57:11 PM
Assket- Those tissue thingies they have in public restrooms so your butt doesn't have to touch the icky seat.
"A## gasket" ?
Disemvowel- What you do to words to fit them on your vanity license plate.
Scrotisserie- (OK, Jill, settle down...)
Quote from: Jill F on March 18, 2014, 03:37:06 PM
Scrotisserie- (OK, Jill, settle down...)
What I get from this word is when your scrotum is all dressed up. Or you're cooking it.
wut
Sphincterprint
Misterectomy- see orchiectomy
Assfault- see buttcrack
Buttcrack- rock cocaine that has been kiestered
(Drugs are bad, mmmkay.)
Fishtula - A thin, angled spatula used for flipping fish.
Dicktater- makeshift potato packer
Bastardcaster- A Strat pieced together from different guitars. See Frankenstrat.
Hypochristian - https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,162019.0.html
Himbo - A good-looking but vacant guy.
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I have to say, I love this thread....lol
Amuse Douche- The first course you serve Jusin Bieber.
Cispicious
Trans*lation- when you have to explain terms like FFS, HRT, GRS, BA and orchi to cispeople.
Mousterbation- when you click on internet porn
(Never was one for porn. Think I know why now.)
Scrotund - what mine shall never be again
Ob*tchuary- what they will write about me before I am installed in my snarkophagus once and for all.
Quote from: Jill F on March 26, 2014, 09:47:05 PM
Himbo - A good-looking but vacant guy.
Thank you Jill. Now I know what to call one of my best friends
Beelzebug- An insect from hell.
Where's my splatula?
Penish- phallic
Mis-steak - when they try to pass off eye of round as a filet mignon.
Doofix - a female doofus
Ridickulous- what I feel like without pants
This came to me in a dream last night. In the dream someone referred to me as being like "Ben Hur", I immediately responded that actually I was "Ben H-E-R".
I love my subconscious!
Flabbergasted- when you suddenly realize how much weight you've recently gained.
Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
FA, this one's for you. Not original, but hey...
Discarb- when you toss the extra box of rice in your Chinese food order
Guitarchaeologist- someone who likes to dig up vintage guitars
Largesse- the thingy on Superman's chest
Gashole- the part of your car you put the fuel nozzle in
Quote from: Jill F on April 20, 2014, 10:12:22 PM
Guitarchaeologist- someone who likes to dig up vintage guitars
What would you call someone that digs up vintage effects boxes?
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on April 26, 2014, 07:41:53 PM
What would you call someone that digs up vintage effects boxes?
Cashstrated.
Threek- a 3 pronged fork
Manopause- when shark week finally ends for good.
After cleaning the fridge and finding a container from like 2 weeks ago-
Guacamoldy
Quote from: Jill F on April 30, 2014, 06:55:43 PM
After cleaning the fridge and finding a container from like 2 weeks ago-
Guacamoldy
barf out! gag me with a spoon! that's like grody, grody to the max!
For the MTF crowd-
Testorturone
For the FTM crowd-
Depresstrogen
From my wife tonight-
Jillassery
Litterature- the junk I frequently find on my doorstep from real estate agents, contractors and Jehovah's Witnesses. C'mon cowards, ring the bell- I have a garden hose and I'm not afraid to use it!
T-bag - see scrotum
Rackne - zits for tits.
Got one today... Ugh.
Minipause - the three weeks prior to GRS wherein I'm off hormones and a seriously cranky bitch.
Jilling off.
C*ntdown- the number of days remaining until SRS.
Star-Dust, what celebrities call dandruff.
Prickly Pair.....what you'll get if you fail to maintain your Hairaeolas
Menvy
Jillousy- what I feel when I see a woman with a Vuitton purse.
Dogzilla- what I call my neighbor's Great Dane. (I thought it was a small horse...)
Jillosophy
OK dumb one, but I did say it out loud today.
Smellevator.
My wife and I got on a parking garage elevator where someone had just smoked some serious weed.
Quote from: Jill F on February 28, 2014, 07:31:51 PM
Ronnie James Dildo- anything under 5 inches long \m/
OMG just found this thread and about fell off my chair at this one. I love ronnie james dio but he is a tad small lol. Thanks Jill for making my night better!
Trans*fat- what remains of my old beer gut.
Quote from: CandiceSkirvin on June 24, 2014, 12:04:10 PM
My made up words aren't really made up, just mostly funny names for body parts:
vagina = lady pocket
penis = dude stick
thorax = chest canvas
calvicle = booby frame
sternum = booby divider
nipple = milk valve
tongue = mouth monster
hyoid bone = lonely bone
and so many more...
Also:
cats = blobs
dogs = barky blobs
snow plow = scoopy truck
eagles are pterodactyls
You're incrediby silly. You may stay.
Now I have cadaver lab flashbacks from college. We had one formerly overweight African-American woman that we called "Oprah Skin-free" and an old guy with Alzheimers whose brain had been removed for study that I called "Les Graymatter". I had fun grossing people out by eating beef jerky in class.
And now I have Psalm 69 stuck in my head with the guy stating, "Braise cheeses!" Thanks, Jill! LOL
Quote from: Jill F on February 01, 2014, 02:52:50 PM
Making queso fundido I declared, "Braise Cheeses!"
***Warning, this one's gross***
Vurp - when you burp and get a much unanticipated surprise tagging along
Quote from: Nikki_Denier on June 24, 2014, 03:21:47 PM
And now I have Psalm 69 stuck in my head with the guy stating, "Braise cheeses!" Thanks, Jill! LOL
Cheeses built my hot rod as well.
Quote from: Nikki_Denier on June 24, 2014, 03:36:24 PM
***Warning, this one's gross***
Vurp - when you burp and get a much unanticipated surprise tagging along
Kinda like the opposite end of a shart. Well played, madame.
"Cheeses built my hot rod. It's a love affair. Mainly cheeses and my hotrod." ROFL
Quote from: Jill F on June 24, 2014, 03:51:58 PM
Cheeses built my hot rod as well.
LOL! Shart. That's a good one.
Quote from: Jill F on June 24, 2014, 03:53:02 PM
Kinda like the opposite end of a shart. Well played, madame.
Quote from: Nikki_Denier on June 25, 2014, 12:30:50 PM
LOL! Shart. That's a good one.
Not original, but pertinent.
Merloaded- What you are after finishing the bottle of Merlot.
Askhole- someone who asks your advice and summarily ignores it or does the opposite instead.
Avatart - Me.
Quote from: Sephirah on July 03, 2014, 05:23:24 PM
Avatart - Me.
Nice one! I always thought that Avodart sounded like some kind of guacamole-based projectile to me...
And I only need 10 more doses of that before my orchi takes care of that problem.
In response to a recent topic a new word...."Peegasm"! ;D
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on July 03, 2014, 06:02:08 PM
In response to a recent topic a new word...."Peegasm"! ;D
OK, I don't want to know...
Why does "penis" only have one "e"? Shouldn't it have two?
Quote from: Jill F on July 03, 2014, 06:03:47 PM
OK, I don't want to know...
Probably not! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Suenami - a tidal wave of litigation?
Bigated - prevented from transition by prejudice?
Quote from: Jill F on July 03, 2014, 06:03:47 PM
Why does "penis" only have one "e"? Shouldn't it have two?
It's taken from the Latin word for "tail".
Sh*t kebab - a really lousy kebab or literally sh*t on a stick
see crappetizer
Crossdresser- http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6u2T5u0E-dM/TBGmMlDTSEI/AAAAAAAAB4Y/QaWgmXzc18c/s400/4708_i2_diy+cross+dress+2.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6u2T5u0E-dM/TBGmMlDTSEI/AAAAAAAAB4Y/QaWgmXzc18c/s400/4708_i2_diy+cross+dress+2.jpg)
Tittoo - when you ink your breast
Beelzeboob- when you ink satanic things on your breast
Pornucopia - my description of a wanker friend's collection.
Discountess - A person living like royalty, but on a limited budget.
Quote from: Jill F on August 12, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Discountess - A person living like royalty, but on a limited budget.
How is that possible?
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on August 12, 2014, 08:36:46 PM
How is that possible?
You start with a Rolls-Royce from 1988, realize cubic zirconia is your friend and refuse to pay retail.
Quote from: Jill F on August 12, 2014, 09:15:49 PM
You start with a Rolls-Royce from 1988, realize cubic zirconia is your friend and refuse to pay retail.
So they are fabu-less??
Cister
Transsister
Beer butt
I have been enjoying a few lately and instead of going right to my gut (and I used to have an epic beer gut), it's all going right to my bum. I never had a butt before, and I have to say it's pretty awesome because my wife won't stop grabbing it.
Pass the Coronas please!
Quote from: Jill F on August 24, 2014, 07:49:07 PM
Pass the Coronas please!
Do you stick a lime wedge in it?
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on August 24, 2014, 07:57:23 PM
Do you stick a lime wedge in it?
Sometimes I do, when I have limes handy. I have 3 lime trees, but most of the fruit goes into the "estate margaritas".
Tequila... El desayuno de los campiones. LOL.
Sticking a lime in your beer was originally a thing in Mexico in order to keep flies out of it. Then they realized that a squeeze of lime improved the flavor of some corn-based German style lagers. If you need lime with your tequila, that just means it's crappy tequila.
Anyway, the fun ends on Sept. 2, when I go back to eating healthy and drinking basically nothing again.
Bye-bye, beer butt.
Quote from: Jill F on August 24, 2014, 08:43:27 PM
Sticking a lime in your beer was originally a thing in Mexico in order to keep flies out of it. Then they realized that a squeeze of lime improved the flavor of some corn-based German style lagers.
Hmmm...I never knew that. I just remember seeing my mom do it a lot when she would drink the rare Corona. I never understood it.
Jill's wife here. So Jill had a new one just now. "Beerometer." As in the barometer of whether there will be beer at a certain event. One always hopes for a positive reading. >:-)
Procaffienating- drinking coffee all morning and procrastinating on all the things you should be doing.
Hoppertunistic- taking the opportunity to enjoy good brew.
Bignorant
Guitardation- when your guitar obsession interferes with your daily routine and ends up slowing you down
Shardonnay - when you find bits of broken glass in your wine bottle.
OK, not an original, but I saw this happen today and traffic was backed up for miles.
Carbecue
So, if you can have a sh*tstorm or a sharknado, I'd say
sh*tnado
Or even better - turdnado
Jill-isms: Halloween Edition
Jill-O-Lantern
What I have to deal with today:
Jury borientation
Restitution - being paid to sleep.
Hangry = so hungry you are angry
Example
I am so hangry, my friend never showed up with lunch. He is a total Palhole!
E ticket - MTF HRT letter
Susanniversary - mine is on Friday... One year on this forum. Time flies when you're (finally) having fun
Yeah, that's a great one! :D
Shoepid (shoo/pid): Awesome pairs of shoes or boots that are just outside your size range.
"Why don't these shoepid boots come in a larger size"
Quote from: Jill F on October 15, 2014, 03:25:15 PM
Susanniversary - mine is on Friday... One year on this forum. Time flies when you're (finally) having fun
Sorry, you were beaten to that by a mile!
https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,154181.0.html
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 15, 2014, 04:58:41 PM
Sorry, you were beaten to that by a mile!
https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,154181.0.html
So great minds think alike. I'm sure a lot of Jill-isms got thunk up independently elsewhere.
Oh well, my tranniversary is coming up next month. Two years of being Jill.
Jillarious
Jillerapy: When having a bad day and Jill makes you laugh so hard soda snorts out your nose! :laugh:
Beer return line- the bathroom line at concerts and sporting events
Here's one I actually called someone yesterday:
Bignoranus- a person that is bigoted, ignorant and a complete a*hole.
It's a triple decker recycled Jill-ism.
Carbage- see high-fructose corn syrup
I don't usually do this, though I have sometimes. I'm not sure how good my neowords are but...
Multigasm (it's just a shorter word really)
Longasm
Mapl'offles (waffles with maple syrup )
Roastmallows
Capples/Dapples
Breautiful
Grilliant (great)
Gilliant (good)
...okay,I don't think I'm very good at this. But hey, I tried!
Quote from: Jill F on October 22, 2014, 08:33:48 PM
Carbage- see high-fructose corn syrup
This is really good!
I love "bignoranus," and it's even better knowing you actually called someone that. :D
Jilluxe
Fourgasm- (don't ask ::))
Alcoholidays
P->-bleeped-<-- the car in the fast lane going under the speed limit.
Oh my gosh! I am going to use that one "p->-bleeped-<-" ! LOL
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F*** it list- an itemization of things that are to be disregarded.
Apphole- the person who has an app for everything, or answers your questions by getting into their phone.
Holiday edition...
Chrismess- What you have to constantly clean before, during and after Christmas.
Fed-Xmas - When you wait until the last minute to ship your gifts and they need to be overnighted.
Barffet- don't eat the sushi. Whatever you do, don't eat the sushi.
Bar "F"- what happens after you've already been to Bars "A" through "E".
Unday- A day where nothing happens or gets done.
Karma-raderie hanging out with, or being friends with people for the sake of good karma or self advancement.
Karmaraderie happens a lot around the holidays...
Raccident- when you bash your already-sore bewb on the closet door
Rackupuncture- see nipple piercing *OWWW!*
Drunch- A brunch with too many mimosas.
Educated guests - Many of my frequent visitors have PhDs.
A true story...
My wife and I frequent a BBQ restaurant, where we are friends with the owner/chef. He prides himself as a beer aficionado and has at least a hundred brews avaliable on the menu. One day, a brewery sales rep came in with something so rare and unusual that my chef friend was only offered a taste from the growler. He tried to buy the rest of the growler, but the rep said that he could be fired for selling it, which was against the rules. Instead, he decided to cook the sales rep a Cajun calamari dish in exchange for the remainder of the beer.
As the chef, my wife and I sampled this rare brew over the story of how he had acquired it, I had to ask this question:
"Was it squid pro quo?"
Cactopus- an aloe vera plant
Trans*plant - what I may need if I want a more feminine hairline at the corners.
Epi-later - When the thought of epilating right now is too much to bear.
Hacktivist - see Salcedo, Bamby
Sycophantics - the actions of a brownnoser
Crapsaicin- the main ingredient of the fiery runs. See fierrhea.
Now I have Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" stuck in my head. This is what I get for getting loco with the salsa last night...
Jackasserole- when you "accidentally" put in twice as much cheese as the recipe calls for.
Bedcrumbs - the next worst thing to an actual wet blanket.
Quote from: Jill F on April 10, 2015, 04:57:34 PM
Jackasserole- when you "accidentally" put in twice as much cheese as the recipe calls for.
Also known as a gut plug. :laugh:
Snoise - a white noise/sound generator used to help one sleep.
Stopen - leaving the oven door open to help heat the house/kitchen after baking something. E.g. "Are you going to stopen?"
Floordrobe - When you can't decide what to wear and are too lazy to hang your rejected articles of clothing back up. *le sigh* I suppose I should pick them up ay some point.
forgive me if this is a repeat (I haven't read the 8 other pages yet)
Fornow... A term describing that place where items are placed temporarily "fornow" during an apartment move.
Floornication- the leading cause of rugburn and floorgasm.
now that's funnyiliar! (funny and all too familiar)
Logarhythm - what you play when you have gigantic drumsticks
Jurassic Pork - the carnitas that I just threw out that have been in my fridge since I don't remember when.
Do NOT open the container. Repeat, do NOT open the container!
Trannimals-Transgender animals
Quote from: Jill F on February 01, 2014, 02:17:31 PM
I do anagrams too...
An anagram of my chosen name is "gorilla snifter"
An anagram of my given name is "Mr. Wet Orgy Organ"
One way I arrived at my chosen name was deriving it from my given name. G------ -illia- ------n
Now who wants to play Scrabble? >:-)
Oh, man! I have such a thing for anagrams!
Sometimes when I drive through Philly, I come up with anagrams for the street names.
Locust --> Clouts
South --> Shout
Alter --> Alert
Moore --> Romeo
Emily --> Limey or Miley
Tasker --> Skater (oddly enough, a lot of skaters live on Tasker)
Chestnut --> The C--ts
Washington --> A S--t Gown
My nameagram is Clerical Oops.
My brain also has an app for knuckle tattoos!
Well, I just watched a video of some dummy who knocked himself out after he whacked his melon when playing around with nunchucks. This led to the Jill-ism of the day...
Ninjury
Here's a groaner.
After reading the news headline, "68 Year Old Grandma Arrested After Killing and Eating 14 People"...
Grannibal
*runs away*
Vomelette - welp, up came breakfast...
procks-- as in the purple rocks on Survivor
Cardbordeaux - wine in a box
Legishature- the proponents of so-called "bathroom bills".
Peek-a-boob - when your favorite worn-out t-shirt gets a hole in exactly the right place
Detesticles - the main source of testorturone.